Fuck it. Let's just declare martial party law on Friday and Saturday nights, driving anywhere will be illegal, and a municipally sponsored naked orgiastic bacchanalia will transpire on the waterfront catered by staff from the Mayor's Office. Anybody found downtown not in a state of semi-coherent inebriation will be forced to do three Jager bombs and drop two tabs of e or go to the not-drunk tank. Inmate work crews from Inverness can hose off the vomit and used condoms on Monday.

Austin has a much, better, music scene, but if Portland is now emulating Vancouver, British Columbia, then where is the best place to score the most kick ass weed?

I wouldn't recommend the Recyclery.