Yo yo yo! Where do Portland musicians go to chizzity-chill? Why their CRIBS, of course! Some of P-town's best musicians let us into their homes, just so YOU, the fans, can see how REAL RAPPERS AND ROCK STARS live when they're not in the studio, on tour, or filming commercials for their corporate sponsors! In this exclusive photo-realistic journey, you'll not only see Johnny Schier's beer cans and Melanie Goldberg's record collection, but you'll get to peek in on Teisha's canned tuna, Frank Furter's hot dog, and Keary Kase's "banana!" Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...Mercury's ROCK STAR CRIBS!