Some horrible dating experiences over the last 4 yrs (I'm a 46 yr old single mom, dating here is extra shitty for the over 40):

*the guy who was on Ecstasy during our first 2 dates (I just thought he was SUPER INTO ME)
*the guy whose therapist told him he shouldn't be dating anyone, so he broke it off
*the guy who showed up uninvited at my house at 11pm (he texted me right before, saying "Look on your front porch" đŸ˜³)
*the guy who got pneumonia & texted that I should go to the ER if I "start coughing up blood"
*the guys who last three weeks - a month, tops, then freak out & disappear (too many to count)
I'm gonna fucking die alone