I met a cool lady at a comedy show this winter who knew a lot about music and liked to drink bourbon. She also had that cool gothy look that I like. She was friendly and smart and we got along great so we started dating exclusively. So Valentine's day morning comes and she breaks up with me by Facebook message. What? She couldn't have done that a day sooner? Who does that to someone? I tell you what. If I start thinking about dating someone again I hope one of my friends punches me in the face so I remind me to not be a dumb ass and date someone in this town.