This is quite a dilemma. How do I show you people that I should be your King? How do I explain that I am better than you?

I suppose the answer is to dumb down my argument. To prove my superiority, I must first sink to your level.

To hit your depth, however, may be beyond my ability.

Don't believe me?

Do me a favor then. Go find your pet. Go on get your cat out from under the bed or call in your dog.

Have you done that? Good.

Now face your feline or canine and present them with an argument--even one as one-sided as my supremacy. Now tell me, what do you think your precious pet hears? Do you think your beloved furry companion can even make sense of your rambling?

Now you understand my difficulties.So, to put it simply, choose me as your king.