"LIKE MOST OF YOU, my assumption has always been that as soon as you travel east of Stumptown Coffee on SE Belmont or north of those new lofts on North Mississippi, Portland turns into a wasteland of sandworms and roaming bands of humanoid jewel thieves (also, something about inadequate bike lanes). I'm here to assure you, fellow Buckman residents, of this truth"....
Really? Really Mercury staff? Could you sound anymore pretentious? Is this an attempt at sarcasm? FAIL. Believe it not, not every resident of Portland can afford to live in the Buckman neighborhood (honestly, have you ever checked out home prices in Buckman?) or want to live in the shitty new lofts of Mississippi. But honestly, we are glad you, Tony Perez, do. Please stay there and never come back to Lombard (or 82nd) to pat yourself on the back for mingling with the blue collar folks.
Nice team effort, including the photo-illustrations. Well done folks.
Tony, have you visited Darcy's on Lombard since you left? And you should understand that a good server creates a successful following.
Wow im sure your children are going to love to hear how you met step-mom....niiiiccceee!
does anyone have the number of the health inspector?
Careful, now that i know where the hair in my food came from.....your opening yourself up to a law suit....
My experience with working in restaurants is that everyone fucks everyone. So if you met your wife/girlfriend/fiancee at a restaurant, chances are you hooked up with a slut. Good luck with that.
Despite your claims, this is not an "an up-to-date medical response to the subject." We of the medical profession are not full-time journalists/commentators, and should not be scorned when our opinions on post-coital dining aren't up to date. This is typically not our area of expertise, just as anesthesia and brain anatomy is not the usual providence of alt-weekly newspapers . Do you really want the OB/GYN team, ER personnel, paramedics, and surgeons traipsing out of work for a shag and a snack?
Ask a fully trained nutritionist/psychologist to do a full research project, complete with neurotransmitter measurements and double-blind trials, and you can call it an up-to-date medical opinion. Until then, your assertion is as valid as calling the drunken ramblings of a rent-a-cop the "informed observations of a security professional."
Alright, it time to get your head out of your trust-funded waxed ass, Mr. Patrick Alan Coleman, and maybe think about heading back to Brooklyn.
The first requirement for any restaurant award should be the quality of its food. Biwa does certainly not pass muster of even your own stated criteria. A tasteless ramen for $14 is neither "creative" nor "affordable."
The only thing Biwa excels at is providing a onamistic atmosphere for those that spend more on their hep cat eye frames and tragically tight hand stitched jeans than the annual food budget of the brown children they spend so much time dreaming of saving.
Lets call a spade a spade. Biwa is not about the food. Its about providing a stage for emotionally needy art school drop outs and faux rive guacheistes to be reminded by each other just how beautiful and special they truly are. Please don't give them any reason to venture beyond their well defined emotional and cultural boundaries.
One thing the article left out was the lovely breakfast served AFTER the decadent cookies at 12:30 on Friday and Saturday nights. There is eggs, bacon (which has been described as "orgasmic"), sausage, biscuits, hash browns, white sausage gravy, and plenty of fruit.
Club Sesso is one of the friendliest places to not only hang out, enjoy a drink and a snack, but also have an intimate date where you don't have to worry about disturbing the neighbors or waking the kids. Some couples come to play with each other, others come to explore their sexuality in a safe environment.
The really wonderful think about Sesso is that everyone is very kind and nice. Everything is quite upscale, clean, and above board. We've made some wonderful friends and playmates there.
The food is delicious and the sex divine. The staff is friendly and helpful as well. The one thing Stefan failed to mention is that couples that go there are not always looking for strangers to have sex with. I would venture to say that 70% go there to add some spice to thier relationship through watching others have sex or having sex while being watched. Both of which can be a great turn on and add some excitement to a stable marriage or friendship.
The food at the club is absolutely wonderful! Eric, Tom, Chantel and the rest of the staff do a fantastic job of keeping us fed and watered while we enjoy the other amenities. Do yourself a favor;suspend judgment and come for a visit. We'd love to see you there.
Check out his blog. You will get hungry and laugh at the same time . . .all the while getting a tinge of your true worst fear that yes, you are a loser, reading a blog. About food. And the author keeps calling you a loser.
You'll be back.
You cannot help it.
Yeah! That guy is hilarious!
There is something so sexy about a man who cooks. Ladies, grab a chef, you will never regret it!
Someone really needs to get Alex a book deal.
Hows about tea bagger stew?
Does anybody have a recipe for taste alike vegan testicles?
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