I'm surprised Nick Zukin of Mi Mero Mole hasn't yet shown up to tell us we're all intolerant for criticizing homophobic fundamentalists. That usually seems to be his passion.
Duggars should go to Hump!
"And once a Duggar girl is married, says Mom, she is never allowed to say no to sex. 'Duggar women don't get headaches," Michelle told Us. "You always need to be available when he calls.'"
What if she's on her period? If these people are supposedly living by every word in the Bible she can't say YES during her period because she is "unclean" and it would be a sin for BOTH of them if they did it anyway.
Then again, would we want the Duggar kids to have sex AFTER marriage? Is it worth the risk of any of THAT DNA being passed on?
Just bought it on iTunes. It must be surreal to hear your own song on the big screen, especially while someone's having sex to it. ;)
Music was also used to great effect in the Fire Escape submission, "Black Sail" by Chastity Belt. Both reminded me of music videos, especially that one.
Thanks so much!! We are uploading In Michigan to thosewillows.bandcamp.com right now and you can download it there. We're gonna go check out the show tonight, can't wait.
Awesome! It sounded so great on the big screen, and I think it helped me pick "No Artificial Sweeteners" as my favorite in the show. Gonna go check it out. Thanks for the link.
The song in No Artificial Sweeteners is my band! It's called In Michigan and we wrote it under a different band name, but we go by Those Willows now. Thanks for asking @Brian Reeves! You can check out our other music at thosewillows.bandcamp.com
I shudder to think what kind of rally or political group the Duggers would come up with to protest my lesbian led family with 11 kids...not and counting. We're done.
Anyone know the name of the song used in "No Artificial Sweeteners?" With my phone off I couldn't just Shazam that shit. ;)
This article reminds me that there are still ideologues and holier than thou fundamentalists who think they know what is best for others, even the sexual expression of others. The Quiverfull movement seems even worse at this than Mr. Savage.
There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
Her uterus fell out
ps- they are literally trying to take the world over with their vaginas. This is fucked up. Have no fear though; we got the mexicans on our side, they don't need cults to get busy.
"One who restrains the senses and organs of action, but whose mind dwells on sense objects, certainly deludes himself and is called a pretender."- Gita
Sometimes virginity implies a strong woman, resilience to temptation, does not follow the crowd, and can be trusted- this does appeal to a lot of men....... and then there is the virgin who is just a poster child for daddy's cult....I pity the fool who falls for that one.
Sharia law by another name. It's okay though because they're the right color, and call their imaginary friend by the culturally affirmed pseudonym.
The purity/Quiverfull movement is deeply soul crushingly icky. All I can think is, why is this old man dad thinking about his daughters sex lives SO MUCH. It's gross. I don't even need to be articulate about it, because it's just fucking gross.
When you say that only 20% of guys use lube when jerking it, the assumption is that they don't have their whole dick. The intact penis requires no lube for self-exploration.
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FrankieB: why no enlightening comment here? Too busy jerking off in the bathroom at B Young RV? Oh, no, you don't jerk off in the RVs, do you?
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