Comment Archives: stories: Feature: Sex
Re: “The Sex Issue”
"The sex issue"? Clever! What will you think of next?
Re: “What Your Man Really Wants in Bed”
Men like it more than anything else when you stick ANOTHER BUTT in their butt.
Re: “A Lezzie's Guide to Gay Men”
its cool people, she's not a bigot.. she just gets paid to be one online- her job. Way to negate all the work you've done for the "community." I'm sure if I knew where your contributions were coming from I would have declined your handouts. I'm not into the attitudes "look what I've done for you" nor the "I get paid- it doesn't mean anything" "Sorry about the bruises- gays, I just get mad sometimes... LOVE YOU."
Re: “A Lezzie's Guide to Gay Men”
AG and DH- I love gay men, and I am not old, also not out of touch. I have done more for the community than most and I was hired to write a tongue and cheek guide to gay men. Much like my cohort Xander Deveaux did about lesbians. If you didn't like the job that I did with this, you can go get hired by the press to write your own. Have fun!
Also, haven't read Amy Sedaris's book, but I will make it a point to.
Re: “That's What She Said”
Is that Lady Miss Kier and Quasimodo in the illustration?
Re: “What Your Man Really Wants in Bed”
#8 is even BETTER when his brother is the videographer.
Re: “A Lezzie's Guide to Gay Men”
I'm sorry you've obviously had so many negative experiences with the gay men in your life, but this article seems unnecessarily cruel, and, well, just plain unnecessary. It's a cheap knock-off of Amy Sedaris's wonderfully-written take on gay men from the Unexpected Guest section of her book "I Like You," but this version has unfortunately substituted the original's pizazz with a heaping spoonful of spitefulness. Good comedy works when it plays up old stereotypes, not when it plays into them.
Re: “A Lezzie's Guide to Gay Men”
Way to be stereotypical in a mid nineties - kind of way. You must be really old and out of touch ... Congratulations. Perhaps you should take the shit storm of negative responses you get from this and write your own guide on not being a bigoted asshole that reinforces stereotypes that tear communities apart rather than reinforcing good relations.
Re: “What Your Man Really Wants in Bed”
That laser thing is so true! We also love it if you make a light saber sound effect when we whip it out.
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
Anyone know what the song was used in Magic Love?
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
What's the song used in Magic Love?
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
@Joanna - Sorry to get the name wrong! I changed it now and it will be correct on the ballots.
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
^^^^^ thank you for that -- you might've put me off of ice cream for good now.
at the very least, the final nail in the coffin of my relationship with Dreyer's has been hammered in.
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
BTW, here's my homage to that ice-cream cover photo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/toddmecklem/8…
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
Yeah, promoting fucking McDonalds over, say, Ben 'n Jerry?! WTF Merc!!!
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
I was surprised by those golden arches, hit. I expected locavore frozen teats (sorry, TREATS).
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
whether they admit it or not, the marketing folks at mcdonald's are thankful for that photograph.....and they're silently wondering if a 'vanilla areola' flavor would fly.....'vanillaeola'.....'chocolateyola'.....
Re: “The Best Ever Porn Buffet”
The title of my film is RUMPY PUMPY, not Rumpy Puppy. Akkk!
And those are hard dicks, not floppy dicks!
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “What Your Woman Really Wants in Bed”
And if you shout all those words in sequence, i.e., "Moist Shaft Mount Folds Glisten Fassbender Panties Orifice Fondle Creamy Manhood" over and over again on the bus, they'll let you have a seat ALL BY YOURSELF-especially if you're playing the Highland pipes and not wearing pants at the time.