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Re: “THE 10TH ANNUAL MERCURY SEX SURVEY!”
Get some.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
I don't remember Sink??? I like the animations because it adds a variety to the festival. Now if it became more animations than live action, or even a close tie, then I'd be complaining.
I thought the most artsy (still missing that category in this festival) was "Hi I'm Pon". It was very well done all around...but didn't quite fit the Best Sex or Best Kink category...because I feel those categories better have some live action going on or else here we are watching "art" films instead of "porn".
Best Humor was a tough one to decide this year. "America's Funniest Hump Videos" was hilarious and very very well done and the commercials were GREAT! But "The Nun & The Bum Get Some" made me laugh quite a bit too, but maybe it was an uncomfortable (even though I am not religious) laughter. I voted Best Kink for "The Nun & The Bum", mostly because of the bum getting humped by Jesus (if you haven't seen this, consider yourself blessed). And "AFV" gets my Best in Show and Best Humor vote.
My Best Sex vote went to "Frosted Muffins" because damn that girl had a nice body. Any video that has me wishing away the anonymity that badly gets my Best Sex vote any day of the week.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
I thought sink was awesome. I voted for it. And I do think animation, & claymation sex vids are ok. I enjoy a lot of them. I just wanted to see more naked real flesh. For that kind of prize money I'd be bummed if a clay figure beat me after I got naked and sucked cock for all to see. Sink worked because it had people & porn.
I do appreciate the hard work and imaginations that folks put into the clay & animations.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
@ Sink makers: Bukkake Circus also did not recieve a write-up in the merc, so be proud that yours wasn't the only one.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
So I was one of the makers of 'sink'. Our film was stop motion animation, but with us real humans.
And I am more than slightly upset that ours was the only film not in the mercury write up. Obviously a mistake, but we put a great deal of work into our film, and I was saddened to have been omitted.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
when are they announcing the winners?
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
In Defense of Animation; I heartily say "Kiss my Ass." Animation is an Art form that has every capacity to be Erotic. (Mainstream Examples: Heavy Metal? Aeon Flux?!) Just because your idea of sex-related animation is what they run on adult swim, doesn't mean there aren't any sexy animations out there. For that matter, waiting for an excuse (Like "Hump!") to be made.
I was thrilled that "Hump!" allowed animated submissions, and honored to be selected. Full Disclosure: I worked on "Sink!" (no listing, Merc? WTF?!) which is both Animated AND stars Real People. Our ANIMATION gave you walking dildos, an absolutely gushing female ejaculation, and 2 feet of strap-on penetration with a glans the size of a grapefruit. Movie Magic! It's a labor of love (pun intended), and I humbly think we pulled off sexy and humorous quite admirably.
Thank you, "Hump!" for providing the opportunity to create fun and sexy things!
P.S. watch this for two minutes with getting a boner: http://vimeo.com/9943586
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
Loved, loved, loved "The Nun and the Bum Get Some". Laughed my ass off, then had to play with myself.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
Awesome job to everyone who created or judged for Hump. And while I disagree that animation should go away (Clowns!? Yes...), I do agree that last year was better.
I think some of the sweeter and more humorous shorts from last year were replaced by more extreme (and unsexy) clips. I preferred last year's 24-hour wankathon or the Pdx lesbian bike ride over this year's face beatdown slapathon. Wack! Slap! Ouch.
That said, I'm sure there are many who were thrilled at the more S&M-themed clips. And America's Hump Videos was hysterical. Thanks to everyone who took the time to create and share themselves doing the dirty sticky.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
Well it was another good Hump. However, I think last years was better. Just my opinion, but I think the claymation, and animation should go away. The porn with real people is way more erotic! I am going to have to find some people and make my own for next year. I think I can do better than half of what was shown this year.
pdxnudeguy1@yahoo.com
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
No thanks.Not that desperate.
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
There will be additional tickets released at the door for every screening! See you there!
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
all screenings are apparently sold out (even the newly listed midnight ones). any chance of finding extra tickets somewhere or squeezing in another screening?
Re: “Your Guide to Humping”
I want to make a field goal through her H and land in her "power U". The fist of the P, not so much, but if it lands there, like a Led Zeppelin B-side from 1970, what can I do?
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
I met nolan. he is a little slow at best. but generally he can pass it off as bruting
Re: “The Swing Set”
got to log off but i can get a call if someone can can us going the right direction 503-810-5693
Re: “The Swing Set”
im jason and my wife is the one all ready for this can any woman explain how this works
Re: “The Swing Set”
my wife has been trying to get me to go out and find random people and be kinky so ok where do we go
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
Nolan's not just cute. I was friends with him in college, and I can say that he's also a smart and creative risk-taker who's living out his ideals, and isn't afraid of hard work. That's pretty sexy...
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “THE 10TH ANNUAL MERCURY SEX SURVEY!”
Without last year's bagpiping option I feel underrepresented.