He looks like Jack White, and she looks like Parker Posey needing a sandwich. Have I stumbled into the 90s again? These people are average at best.
i think ARE you a good-looking noblewoman? Because, in this townspeople, there's a 100 guys for every 1 photogenic someone. (I said, Spellbinding person.)
Man, who could win this game? Last years hairdresser and bartender got ripped to shreds and now their opposites are being torn new ones. You people would bitch no matter what. I applaud this years picks. The definition of sexy in Portland is so skewed that I think these two are refreshing. They both appear comfortable in their skin, they're doing "stuff", and I think "healthy, natural, happy" is the perfect embodiment of what sexy should be. Quit being dicks.
Fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes!!!
They're so.....vanilla! Nothing spicy or kicky or lustful here at all! This is like saying the "Twilight" movies are the best porn.
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cluephone? maybe you need to practice that hustle of yours on some scrabble yo.
grab a dictionary, pal. not only does sexy not require physical or sexual attractiveness, the definition implies subjectivity and does not exclude complete subjectivity.
i personally think knowing how to grow your own food and not being afraid to go after what you want is extremely sexy... and you probably think fake tits and bleached assholes are sexy. AND THAT'S OK.
but, it may be time for you to dial the ego down a bit and realize nobody really gives a shit whether you find these two sexy or not. they will shine on while you will be posting miserable half-baked insults within the life swallowing interweb. have fun!
The cluephone is ringing. It's for you, n^k.
"PORTLAND'S SEXIEST" means they SHOULD be "most likely to star in your masturbatory fantasies". What part of the definition of "sexiest" do you not understand?
wow. a fattie, huh? but what about her personality? did you even know her? was she kind? passionate? funny? helpful? do you even know?
these are just two people who are being honored because someone thinks they're special, not because they are most likely to star in your masturbatory fantasies.
doesn't anyone remember the golden rule? does no one watch bambi anymore?
so... fuck you! AHS '98 biatch!
This may be the Mercury's most pathetic moment.
But I guess, VOTE for Portlands MEDIOCREST Heptards! doesn't have the same ring...
sexiest chicken ever!
What's really sad is how many Portlanders probably DO think these mediocre hipsters are the very definition of "sexy".
Should have read "and I'd make them call me Marla", not "Maria". I'd say what it's a reference to but then I'd be breaking the first rule...
They are cute enough but what is up with the old blanket, hiking boot, undie combo? That just makes me queasy and it’s not all that sexy.
@TheHundreds you're probably one of those people that use to think your shit didn't stink & now you got older & uglier & realized how successful kate got & needed to hate on her. it doesnt matter what she looked like in highschool cause now she is the sexiest in oregon & that probably makes you green with envy.
I think they are plenty sexy, but the booty girl on the Lille ad outshines everyone.
I'd rather be average on the outside than ugly on the inside.
This is Reymont, from the future! Don't bother nominating anyone, because it turns out they aren't looking for the sexiest ANYTHING! Instead, they just pick a couple of random hipsters from the nearest coffee shop and pretend they are somehow "representative" of Portland. BS! You have been warned!
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