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Re: “NOMINATE PORTLAND'S SEXIEST PEOPLE!”
This is Reymont, from the future! Don't bother nominating anyone, because it turns out they aren't looking for the sexiest ANYTHING! Instead, they just pick a couple of random hipsters from the nearest coffee shop and pretend they are somehow "representative" of Portland. BS! You have been warned!
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
the article was not "pick the guy and the girl who are most representative of portland," it was portland's sexiest people. the "iest" part means the most sexy of all the fine people in town. yeah i'm talking to you showstopper, can you grasp that underlying point?
Re: “Mercury's Annual Sex Survey Results 2010: SEXY TECHNOLOGY!”
motherfuck i posted the same comment twice.
Re: “Mercury's Annual Sex Survey Results 2010: SEXY TECHNOLOGY!”
More kinky questions next year! You know we like it rough!
Re: “Mercury's Annual Sex Survey Results 2010: SEXY TECHNOLOGY!”
More kink questions next year please!
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
I would actually attribute the fact that he "looks mean" ROM, to a lack of oxygen to the brain and the unfortunate consequences. In other words he might be a little slow. Just saying.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
There was an underlying point to this which at least some of you are grasping. And yes, naturally they are a couple of white hipster/hippies (whatever..), which is hardly shocking considering the publication. Basically I see hundreds of people that resemble them every week...stupid little bearded guys, chicks with bobs and funny clothes-Ca c'est la vie, no? Either way I think they are representative of Portland (good or bad) and I think even one of them is ACTUALLY FROM HERE! No way! However "Burtles" your assertion that everyone in Portland "is healthy, natural, happy and UNPRETENTIOUS" is either one of the the most ironically funny statements of all time or you are confused. I would love to know what areas of our fair town you frequent(I pretty much know already), purely from a cultural anthropology standpoint of course.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
Yeah, I don't get it either. "Kate and Nolan are sexy because they're healthy, natural, happy, and unpretentious" pretty much sums up everyone in Portland. This is just lazy writing. And it's not Luker's best work either.
Re: “Mercury's Annual Sex Survey Results 2010: SEXY TECHNOLOGY!”
I can't believe you guys picked the theme 'Sexy Technology' and then proceeded to be boooooooring! You guys missed all the fun. You mention robot sex (an unrealized dream) and porn (so old-school) but neglected the internet fantasy combo - virtual sex between avatars! Pixelated porn that you control as your whim decrees. It is sexy as all get out and leave us to get it on. It's the ultimate in animated porn and you get to be in full control of your fantasy!
On Second Life (SL), a virtual world, avatars are the new millenium's Ken & Barbie with anatomically correct parts (that work in every way), custom bodies (keep it real, go sexy-wild, or be the animal you always wanted to be), clothes (or not), and animations (including every possible sexual position ever tried and then some)!
You can date, have forplay (or not), just hook-up for a one event show, or whatever rows your boat (and in SL there is a lot of unusual and interesting boat rowings going on). Gay, straight, sweet, savage, twisted, kinky, or cute - it's your fantasy and you are in charge - slex to your heart's desire.
You can dance, date, hitch up with a partner, have a marriage ceremony, have babies even or just wander from orgy to orgy or, what the hell - just watch everyone else.
It's free (you can subscribe for more perks) and only requires a decent computer and video card to play it. There are plenty of other sites like it - Second Life is just my personal favorite! PS I do not have any financial interest here and am just chatting 'bout what I like - there are other virtual worlds and, I am sure, places to get your avatar emoting.
Plus: a cool vid that sets the mood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
Typical ugly Portland hippy/hipster types.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
I would imagine that 100% of the people people who complain about these two being less than hot are even less hot themselves, ugly or even fugly.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
Isn't 'sexy' supposed to illicit thoughts of sex? Those people don't make me think of sex.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
of course they're both white hipsters.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
Yeah...BORING. The Lille or Gilt ads are totally sexier. Shit even the Sapphire Hotel ads sometimes..
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
the real sexiest girl in portland is no doubt a stripper...and the sexiest dude should play in a band and do yoga.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
oh but the world is missing out. the girl nolan started this farm with, a sweet gal named brooke...now SHE Is a feast for the eyes.
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
Kate is super fine! Nolan is cute, too, but he looks sort of mean. Maybe it's the Bizarro Nolan facial-hair.
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “Portland's Sexiest People”
I'd rather be average on the outside than ugly on the inside.