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Comment Archives: stories: Feature: Sex

Re: “Your Guide to Humping

Loved, loved, loved "The Nun and the Bum Get Some". Laughed my ass off, then had to play with myself.

Posted by Gabriella on 11/14/2010 at 7:16 PM

Re: “Your Guide to Humping

Awesome job to everyone who created or judged for Hump. And while I disagree that animation should go away (Clowns!? Yes...), I do agree that last year was better.

I think some of the sweeter and more humorous shorts from last year were replaced by more extreme (and unsexy) clips. I preferred last year's 24-hour wankathon or the Pdx lesbian bike ride over this year's face beatdown slapathon. Wack! Slap! Ouch.

That said, I'm sure there are many who were thrilled at the more S&M-themed clips. And America's Hump Videos was hysterical. Thanks to everyone who took the time to create and share themselves doing the dirty sticky.

Posted by Luke Wilson on 11/14/2010 at 1:45 PM

Re: “Your Guide to Humping

Well it was another good Hump. However, I think last years was better. Just my opinion, but I think the claymation, and animation should go away. The porn with real people is way more erotic! I am going to have to find some people and make my own for next year. I think I can do better than half of what was shown this year.
pdxnudeguy1@yahoo.com

Posted by pdxnudeguy on 11/14/2010 at 1:04 PM

Re: “Your Guide to Humping

No thanks.Not that desperate.

Posted by Lookatmycrapper on 11/14/2010 at 10:14 AM

Re: “Your Guide to Humping

There will be additional tickets released at the door for every screening! See you there!

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Marjorie on 11/12/2010 at 10:17 AM

Re: “Your Guide to Humping

all screenings are apparently sold out (even the newly listed midnight ones). any chance of finding extra tickets somewhere or squeezing in another screening?

Posted by b on 11/10/2010 at 10:05 PM

Re: “Your Guide to Humping

I want to make a field goal through her H and land in her "power U". The fist of the P, not so much, but if it lands there, like a Led Zeppelin B-side from 1970, what can I do?

Posted by Dah Seven on 11/10/2010 at 7:27 PM

Re: “Portland's Sexiest People

I met nolan. he is a little slow at best. but generally he can pass it off as bruting

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Posted by AFTER on 10/21/2010 at 3:19 PM

Re: “The Swing Set

got to log off but i can get a call if someone can can us going the right direction 503-810-5693

1 like, 3 dislikes
Posted by jason007 on 10/13/2010 at 11:42 PM

Re: “The Swing Set

im jason and my wife is the one all ready for this can any woman explain how this works

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by jason007 on 10/13/2010 at 11:41 PM

Re: “The Swing Set

my wife has been trying to get me to go out and find random people and be kinky so ok where do we go

4 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by jason007 on 10/13/2010 at 11:39 PM

Re: “Portland's Sexiest People

Nolan's not just cute. I was friends with him in college, and I can say that he's also a smart and creative risk-taker who's living out his ideals, and isn't afraid of hard work. That's pretty sexy...

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by KateH on 10/10/2010 at 9:47 PM

Re: “The Swing Set

Rocked my World with my Girl‎ My first club Sesso Experience.

My girl is a an ex centerfold (and still could be) model and has been to over 12 clubs, I've never been until last night. It was the one year anniversary and I'm telling you she said she'd never been to better.

The guy who runs the place has run other places (she knows him) and he's put together basically a nightclub where people can fuck. I'm more of a cluber than a swinger, but if you like to drink dance fuck and see other people go at it this club is for you.

The crazy thing about a swingers club is that people are more respectful than at a normal club. There's NO TOUCHING without asking so don't even dream of it. Having said that, expect people to be checking you out and possibly approaching you and asking some pretty direct questions.

After a bottle of champagne I decided to fuck her in ass while people whatched as she held her high heels behind her back then I pulled it out and she sucked me off. It was un-fucking believable. It was in a private room where people can whatch if you open the curtain, and we had it open. However there was quite a crowd gathering so I closed if after a while as , well, you can if you want to.

My girl got on the stripper pole and pulled a show, kissed a gorgeous girl and had FUCKING FUN. No one hassled us and the security was stylish and the crowd pretty cool.

DOWNSIDES
I forgot to use the sex swing. I can't really say what it would be like as a single guy, I'd recommend bringing a partner but it beats the hell out of a "strip" club hands down. You can also hit the floor if you that way inclined or just whatch!

Thanks Paul!

- Murray

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Posted by Club Happy on 06/27/2010 at 12:20 PM

Re: “Portland's Sexiest People

I agree with whoever said "Sexiest" makes the reader think the person is hot or, maybe, just maybe WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM. Now granted, my age means I could be both these kids' parents, but still, I can appreciate beauty in all ages and forms. Beauty, and attractiveness, yes. These two exude that, I guess. But "sexy"??? No. Not even close. These two people, as nice as they might be, do not make me salivate and want to rip my clothes off and have sex with them. And it would have been helpful if the Mercury had defined "sexy" a little differently. I don't define sexy as someone who is happy and exudes confidence and health. I define sex as someone I might want to have sex with. Duh. I'm just saying.

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Posted by FormerPDXer on 05/08/2010 at 12:30 PM

Re: “Portland's Sexiest People

He looks like Jack White, and she looks like Parker Posey needing a sandwich. Have I stumbled into the 90s again? These people are average at best.

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Posted by FormerPDXer on 05/08/2010 at 12:22 PM

Re: “Mercury's Annual Sex Survey Results 2010: SEXY TECHNOLOGY!

i think ARE you a good-looking noblewoman? Because, in this townspeople, there's a 100 guys for every 1 photogenic someone. (I said, Spellbinding person.)
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mobile phones

Posted by cristina.brown on 04/21/2010 at 1:36 AM

Re: “Mercury's Annual Sex Survey Results 2010: SEXY TECHNOLOGY!

cristina
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Posted by cristina.brown on 04/21/2010 at 1:31 AM

Re: “Portland's Sexiest People

Man, who could win this game? Last years hairdresser and bartender got ripped to shreds and now their opposites are being torn new ones. You people would bitch no matter what. I applaud this years picks. The definition of sexy in Portland is so skewed that I think these two are refreshing. They both appear comfortable in their skin, they're doing "stuff", and I think "healthy, natural, happy" is the perfect embodiment of what sexy should be. Quit being dicks.

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Posted by Unsticking on 03/25/2010 at 11:25 AM

Re: “Lights... Camera... ACTION!

Fuck yes, fuck yes, fuck yes!!!

Posted by pxzxil on 03/25/2010 at 1:06 AM

Re: “Portland's Sexiest People

They're so.....vanilla! Nothing spicy or kicky or lustful here at all! This is like saying the "Twilight" movies are the best porn.

0 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by ladymac73 on 03/24/2010 at 11:24 AM

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