Don't fucking grow dreadlocks.--especially if you're white. And since you're reading the PM, you probably are.
I was about to call bullshit on your "Don't get high until after class" rule (I can't remember not being stoned at any time while earning my degree) until I noticed disclaimer number 3. Indisputable fact indeed.
hey Mo rons...you cant see past politics...conservitive..progressive...while reading an artical that is just a humor posting. your a bit full of hate...and anger. If you dont like living with a bunch of lefties that make up the majority of Portlanders.....perhaps you should move to Texas. lol If you think that Portland will ever reflect.... the more and more less relevent conservitive base...you would be the backwards one.
Yeah, yeah, other music exists... but my iTunes is at least 1/4 Dandy Warhols. The more I listen, the more I like it.
Oh my god... are people really so gullible as to believe this article isn't a joke?
Wow, this has got to be the stupidest thing I've read on the internet - and there's a lot of stupidity out there.
My fixie (we didn't call them that cuz there were no other kind of bikes then) would coast. It had a Bendix brake, which was a much better back brake than a New Departure.
Thanks for pointing out that my sentence could be read two ways. You're right, obviously fixed gears can pedal backwards. What I meant was that WHILE LOCKED UP, the pedals on a fixed gear won't turn backwards more than a smidge.
smirk, it doesn't surprise me that you've got a glaring factual inacurracy in the very first item in your "list". The pedals on a fixed-gear bicycle will turns backwards; what you're describing is a coaster brake. But then... you never do research or fact check your articles. Did this make it into the print version of your "newspaper".
Uh, yeah. They fired Beck and now he's "writing" for the Mercury. That's beside the point. The fact is that there haven't been any good gay writers for a long time... if ever. it's all drag queens and jokes about how "gay" straight people are ... with a limp-wristed Zing! of course. And, Embers? Did you move to town after Patrick Swayze died?
come on allen. where are you getting your stupid-ass tendencies>? and who the hell is byron beck..? didnt willy weak fire him like a year ago?
Come on, folks. Where are you getting your gays these days? it sounds like Byron Beck writing for the mercury. Is the Mercury so lacking in queers that you have to outsource your articles to boring-ass Just Out writers?
Speaking of not looking like a total dumbass: Pleasant Hill is not in Southern Oregon. It's outside of Eugene/Springfield....You dumbass. Southern Willamette Valley? Yes. Southern Oregon? Not so much.
some people are just ungratefull if you ask me I'm from a small town in nd. if we could be as open as you guys it would be wonderfull but the fact is this is a zero tolerance state. take your prices and double them and that goes for charges as well . be gratefull fool! lol
Just an FYI, us hardy College Republicans have revamped the website.
Minimalistic? Sure. But at least it has new stuff on it and is actually current.
And unlike those College Dems, we have a website. Plus, we're totalllly better dancers than they are. This hasn't been proven yet, but it willl be.
You people are the reason Portland sucks. I wish all the lefty commies would move to Canada to get their freak on, so the rest of us can get back to business. Portland is so backwards in so many ways, it's no wonder everything has been in a constant state of decline for the past 10 years. Even our mayor, the lying pedifile, adds to this depravity.
Portland, Oregon. Most Livable? No. Maybe most laughable... though the Bay area has edged us out by a massive force of superbe stupidity labeled as "progressiveness"
Come on people, pull your heads out and get serious.
Wow; I wish I had a news paper like you where I live. My husband and I have thought about moving to Portlad many time. I admire your openess and diversified culture. I will definately pick up a copy of your paper if we ever end up in your neck of the woods. Stay honest and keep your edge. Hope fullly it will become contagious.
i agree wholeheartedly with ms. hallett's point that practice makes perfect.
i'd add that if a dude is bad at condom application, a well-practiced gal can come to the rescue. run far away if a guy has such a madonna-whore thing that he'd like you to pretend you've never heard of condoms when in reality, with practice, you can put it on for him in the dark in ten seconds or less.
I agree with Dr. Something. I laughed out loud at the pancakes line.
"Until you can have mutually satisfying sex with one partner, you've got no business trying to get it on with two simultaneously. For that matter, until you can satisfactorily have sex with yourself, you're not going to have as much fun as you should with another person. So masturbate. A lot. "
While the information in this article is essentially useful, the tone seems sex-negative and restrictive. Do we really need a list of "dont's" directed at people who can plainly be encouraged to masturbate and fantasize about what they would like to do?
Encouragements: Get to know what sexual thoughts feel good for you. Find time when you can be alone to masturbate while experiencing your own body's arousal and fantasies that enhance that arousal. Such self-exploration of your sexuality will help you to be a better lover whether with one or multiple partners, whenever you do begin to explore sex with other people. And if you are already sexually active, take time for yourself to do these same exercises and reap the benefits of being a partner who knows themselves enough to make sex all the more satisfying.
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