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Comment Archives: Stories: Columns: New Column!

Re: “New Column!

#thatwasthejoke

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Posted by Reymont on 03/24/2015 at 5:18 PM

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Agreed with burtreynlds. Article was pretty funny, but you got the age off by 5 to 10 years.

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Posted by JTR on 03/24/2015 at 9:08 AM

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In what universe is a 34 year old a millennial? Dude would have graduated high school in '98. Maybe a 24 year old would talk like that, or any 19 year old kid who seems to comprise the bulk of the writing staff at Vice magazine. This could have been so much funnier if my hardworking age group hadn't been mis-categorized so poorly.

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Posted by burtreynlds on 03/20/2015 at 11:32 AM

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i goodwilled that shirt in '97 after the dog messed on it. No question.

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Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 03/19/2015 at 1:56 PM

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This is why oregon is going downhill. Transplants.
#portlandnotla

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Posted by Mike Scott DeRusha on 03/19/2015 at 5:50 AM

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This...is...the...best....article....EVER!
#portlandnotla

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Posted by Mike Scott DeRusha on 03/19/2015 at 5:44 AM

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All that mug needs is a swingin' tarboush worn at a rakish angle

Posted by Laylow Studios Mitch on 03/12/2015 at 12:57 PM

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"SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR OTTER" me arse! Dat gerbil-jowled kin to far better calumnist Frank Cassano has way more 'tude skewed up 'tween those cozy kelp beds and its insufferably entitled tush. 400 years ruling the Muddle East & North Africa during the Otterman Empire leaves this unctuous swamp swine shy of the credibility gap. Mind da credibility gap entering and exiting the shyster stream...
Mitchito & Softshoe Sheehan
bucking fer parole at the punitentiary

Posted by Laylow Studios Mitch on 03/11/2015 at 7:44 PM

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I'll just eat Nibbles, I like my rabbit carrot fed and 1 less Islamic State bunny in the world it's a win/win

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Posted by Caesar Adan Gutierrez on 03/08/2015 at 4:27 PM

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Nibbles was raised with nurturing, loving care by a family of CIA agents and if they can't find a new home for their bunny child, they'll just set him loose into the wild.

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Posted by Spindles on 03/05/2015 at 11:11 AM

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The Repubs are a bit... yawn. I'm going to have a lie in the sunshine meow.

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Posted by Fat&Sassy on 03/03/2015 at 2:59 PM

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The Republicans respond!

http://www.multnomahgop.org/wimpy-the-portland-mercury-kitten

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Posted by James L. Buchal on 03/02/2015 at 7:46 PM

Re: “You're RIGHT About That

Much better.

Posted by Stephanie Hosking on 02/19/2015 at 12:03 PM

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Mostly Right. Damn cute too.

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Posted by frankieb on 02/17/2015 at 9:06 PM

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Oh, Francine. You're sooo right!

Posted by Jiggles on 02/17/2015 at 11:58 AM

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And just what the hell is wrong with daschunds, other than their name is hard to spell?

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Posted by ujfoyt on 02/17/2015 at 12:50 AM

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What she needs is a good Rogering.

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Posted by Still Dread on 02/13/2015 at 10:40 AM

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I can't spell, peirod.

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Posted by Still Dread on 02/13/2015 at 10:37 AM

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Still, Dread? You can't even spell whale? And don't worry, Aestro, she IS real, she lives with Ann Romano.

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Posted by eprophet on 02/13/2015 at 10:08 AM

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Whoa whoa whoa, you mean the Merc doesn't REALLY have a Francine Colman-Gutierrez working for them? But I thought I was the smart one for making fun of her!

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Posted by Aestro on 02/13/2015 at 8:19 AM

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