ICE! CREAM! COVERED! BREASTS! LIFE! SIZED!
Finally... something I won't mind getting a little vomit and urine on.
Graham is a moron. Sleeves mean more fabric, and more fabric means more value.
I'd buy these if i could buy them online, or at a more considerately-located store. No fucking way am i crossing that goddamned river.
Todd is a moron. I'd buy these if they were tank tops.
I might actually buy these if they were longsleeved. Seriously, why is it so hard to find longsleeved shirts? They protect your arms from the cold, and from the sun...LONG SLEEVES!
Hulk isn't funny.
Those newspapers on top are just a thin facade covering up a pile of pills, hash, and cocaine... otherwise known as Humpy's Wednesday morning breakfast of champions.
O'bama couldn't care less that millions of people are losing their coverage. In fact, the Act has been amended so that grandfathered policies are no longer grandfathered and so insurance companies are dropping policy holders because the original policies don't meet the new requirements. Therefore, the only option is that people are now forced to purchase much, more expensive policies, to cover the cost of covering those who previously had no coverage. Then there all the employees who's hours are being cut because employers can't afford to meet the mandate for full time workers.
Sadly, this snark-invented character isn't that far off from the real GOP douches that currently "serve" in Congress.
Also, we all know you Mercpervs really mean bowling pins *as* butt plugs. Sickos.
Todd: to sufficiently embiggen the text, open it as a link in a new tab.
Fuck! I forgot to fuck! (Or to have a browser that could make that readable.)
Hulk column no embiggin.
I clicked to enlarge but it's still too puny to read. How could you do that to Hulk? Hulk is your best columnist, and nothing offends him more than puniness.
I've never been able to prove it, but I'm pretty sure Frank Cassano made a fortune fixing greyhound races back in the '70s, then bought a small island off the coast of Nicaragua. When the island sank, Frank had to move back to Portland and go back to running the family convenience store, where he became known as "Slugger Cassano" for his skill with a baseball bat (no convictions). Or I may be thinking of someone entirely different.
And make up your mind already about which direction your combover gets combed.
Mr. Cassano - develop an opinion and stick with it. You are coming across as wishy-washy. Grow a spine and stand up for yourself!
Out of historical interest, who WAS the actual Frank Cassano? What did he do before he became an involuntary "New Column" author?
I'm guessing it was somehow connected to the Mob...do I have that right?
Hulk sounds like a chick.
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