Running ads and taking money from political groups while writing extensively and taking firm positions on them is funny!
I welcome some cross promotion between the Merc and other local media. We have a local gem in Helen and Dave at AM Northwest that doesn't get the appreciation it deserves.
Where else would you find a morning show that has its guests hold puppies during the interview?
Ebola is not a real threat. The real threat is the threat of the threat being used as veneer to round up political dissenters and worthless eaters to confine them in concentration camps, never to be seen from again, where they will be executed, probably by guillotine as it doesn't harm the perfectly healthy, vital organs which can be sold to wealthy patients for transplantation, but YOU will never report on this, because YOU are too much of a candy ass!
What happened to Ask A Hipster: Is It Cool? Oh Bam, Ask The Hulk: Is it Cool? "Yes. Records always hip."
Whoa, I had an eerily similar first date last week. The conversation was almost verbatim. In fact, I'll private you her digits.
I feel like this could have been a whole lot sharper.
Ahhh, good to hear from you again old pal! It's comforting to know you're still laying around, enticing amorous adventurers from all over our fair city to relax and unwind down by the water. If you happen to be on speaking terms with "Streetcar of Death", you might mention that we have missed his dour, eastern European threats of violence and carnage. A bit of yin to your yang.
Guy above me going to Silverados. Since the US sailors didn't make the trip last year and it was the first year that don't ask don't tell was dropped, this year should be interesting since they can now be openly gay.
Good luck with that, and find out how their openly gay life in the Navy has been.
And what about us boys? Can I expect that about 5% of the sailors will want to make sex on and in us, too? I'll be at the Silverado, just a short walk up from the river from your ship -- when those strippers get you horned up and frustrated, I'll be in the back corner by the bathroom ready to "help".
Haters gonna hate ^
i think this is fake. You might be lucky to catch a glimpse of that local asshole i mean celebrity i mean weathermat matt zaffino gloating about the time his forecast was accurate.
Oh Christ.....is this real? Or a joke? If real, the bridge and tunnel crowd is going to cream their jeans at this year's Rose Festival. I fucking hate early June in this town.....
If the Portland Mercury was a chef, it would consistently create decent, tasty meals that look great and satisfy a variety of palates. But every so often this mature, competent chef would suddenly revert to being an inconsiderate punk kid for a bit and decide to, for no good reason, sneak in a dollop of feces or a mouthful of phlegm into an otherwise healthy dish, just to be a disgusting asshole.
What the fuck did I just read. Obviously I need more. Just like the rest of you. Don't hide in shame. It's Norm.
I am hoping for the best but expecting not much.
Um, shouldn't this column have been "Check Out Agenda! by Nik Wallenda, Public Defenda"?
why not paddy o'dell or paddy o'leary? Why o'shea? Somewhere out there some o'shea is surely not be enjoyin the using of their name for your wankachaun.
einsteins girlfriend is a new and awesome take while reinventing myself and role playing other aspects of my involvement towards self improvement. LIKE no, shes not my grandma, and yeah ill gladly help you across the street in your wheelchair honesty but, when I have identified SHALLOW HAL aspects while watching dolled up old folks co existing like Business partners, secret lovers, truthfully who knows what any of them are thinking or worshipping?
My, What a Busy Day! by Matthew McConaughey
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