This show was awesome! Dave Thomas is a true artist.
I thought foreign diplomats were above being arrested. Guess I was wrong again.
Make them car-free streets 24/7. If downtown businesses can't make a profit in the most 'livable' 'walkable' US city, they're doing something wrong.
This show deserves more credit as a funny parody of public access cable TV.
That was excellent, Andie. It's true that people ludicrously underestimate how difficult it is to be funny on a stage for 2-5 full minutes, let alone 30 or 60.
Assuming you could do standup because you occasionally make your friends laugh is like assuming you could do porn because you're good at masturbating.
I love this taking away "our freedom" claim from conservatives. What freedoms are liberals taking away? What freedoms would conservatives grant us? What kind of world are you talking about? Do you think your right to think with the majority, and practice the majority religion, is a freedom unique to America? Is Kim Jong Un opposed to people flying his national flag, saying his national motto, and celebrating his national holidays? You need only look at how conservatives have run the government (into the ground), and at the wealth disparity between conservative run and democratic run states to see the total stupidity of your claims. I will grant you the "Sarah Palin is racist" thing goes too far, and you're right that liberals just toss it out with no reason.
Hey! Where did you chubbies go?! Come fight me some more, I leave work at 4:30!
Without the wealthy paying the meagerest amount of taxes? Don't they pay ALL the taxes? Something like 51% of the country don't pay ANY federal taxes, right?
Were they calling you out for having punctuation inside quotation marks, because that is the way we do it in America. And they're all about America.
"One Clean Energy Works of Oregon staffer complained a signature gatherer told him the measure would prohibit privatization of Portland's water system, a statement that's strictly true."
If it's "strictly true" then it would prohibit privatization of the water supply, making the statement that it would prevent Nestle from privatizing it also "strictly true." Or another way to say it is just "true."
"If true, the November 30 complaint is clearly a breach of state law."
Actually the law you quoted said the gatherer must "knowingly" make a false statement. Very hard to prove of course. I think maybe opponents of this campaign assign a bit too much sinister intent to the signature gatherers. They are getting paid a pittance and probably don't know or care too much about the measure. They screw up because they're not that invested, not because they're trying to put one over on us.
Bum fight videos probably get millions of hits a year. Let's not get too high and mighty, you are still an adult commenting on the blog of a free weekly in defense of Sarah Palin (read: your kids are fucked for life).
I fully empathize with elderly homeless and their plight. Someone has to lose and I will go out of my way. But to young, healthy and begging... At least have the dignity to sell your healthy body, since no one else is using it.
Not to sound too self-satisfied, but just look at this! Success. Sweet, sweet success. This is what it's all about. Bringing people together!
**patting myself on the back**
FYI FreeRepublic has millions of hits a year, quite a few more than this indie rag. They've been around since '96 and will likely still be here when no one is reading your ridiculous opinions Alex.
This comment thread is awesome. Can we have another one tomorrow?
Congrats. You got a reaction from the 4Chan of the political world (not a "Tea Party Forum" as you called them). Not exactly becoming though to take them seriously. I guess though, if you needed site hits, it would be like writing a positive article about Scientology to get Anonymous to gang up on you.
I didn't think Earl could get anymore god damn endearing. I'm happy to be wrong.
Have a happy holiday, Dirk!
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