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Re: “What Are Your Questions About This Police Ruler?

Came for the comments. Was not disappointed.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by WAR on 03/25/2015 at 11:46 PM

Re: “Good Morning, News: Cylvia Hayes on Facebook, Robert Durst (Again), Bad Grades for the FBI

GO AWAY FRANK WE'RE BEING NOSTALGIC.

Posted by Spaceman on 03/25/2015 at 11:13 PM

Re: “Raccoons: Nature's Monsters

You're the kind of entitled fucking yuppie that has ruined Portland

8 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by angry panda on 03/25/2015 at 11:12 PM

Re: “Raccoons: Nature's Monsters

A few years ago we had a problem with a racoon using the yard as a latrine. Solution was a motion activated sprinkler. I heard it go off twice the first night, no more scat after that.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by BJ Cefola on 03/25/2015 at 10:12 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

You will die alone methinks. Cold and sad and old and gross and alone. GOOD.

5 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by ThatOneBitch on 03/25/2015 at 10:11 PM

Re: “Hall Monitor

You think bike theft and car break-ins are bad now, wait until the new neighbors move in on the corner of 52nd and Woodstock - that would just be the start of it!

9 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by SER7 on 03/25/2015 at 9:46 PM

Re: “Portland Does Not Hate You

Last Thursday was horrible. I'm glad they pulled the plug on it.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by altogetherPDX on 03/25/2015 at 9:43 PM

Re: “Portland Does Not Hate You

You wrote the one above.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by seentomuch on 03/25/2015 at 9:36 PM

Re: “White Collar Door Holders

How did tampons get in your bellowing? Your just mean, and not in a fun way.

Lucky you have your big job in the white collar world. I bet everyone hates you.

8 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by seentomuch on 03/25/2015 at 9:29 PM

Re: “White Collar Door Holders

They really should change this column from "I,A" to "have 13-15 people tell you how much of an asshole you are".

Btw, fuck you I,a. For having a white collar!

10 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Farterie Fusion on 03/25/2015 at 9:27 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Please tell us there is a pdx carpet symbol tramp stamp in your lower back's future, Ian!

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by JTR on 03/25/2015 at 8:54 PM

Re: “Burn Notice

Ahh, the grim reality of death strikes fear into overly-concerned neighbors.
They claim it is toxic, yet have no proof whatsoever.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by frankieb on 03/25/2015 at 8:39 PM
Posted by bearfax on 03/25/2015 at 8:34 PM

Re: “Good Morning, News: Cylvia Hayes on Facebook, Robert Durst (Again), Bad Grades for the FBI

Does anyone else just wish Cylvia would just go away?
Remember that apologetic speech she gave when her sham marriage was discovered?
She shows up with a box of Kleeenex.
Cue the tearful speech.
So calculated.

Posted by frankieb on 03/25/2015 at 8:25 PM

Re: “Portland Does Not Hate You

Hey asshole, it's about biking, not sex or color.

1 like, 2 dislikes
Posted by frankieb on 03/25/2015 at 8:04 PM

Re: “Burn Notice

Either that or just get Portland to change zoning law. Good lord.

Posted by taiganaut on 03/25/2015 at 7:57 PM

Re: “Burn Notice

Why don't they just *fix the fucking smoke* and then most sane people will simply stop bitching?

For fuck's sake. You don't need the mercury BS (uh, try coal plants) to know it's toxic. It's *fucking smoke.* Black smoke is pretty much by definition toxic - all combustion soot contains carcinogens.

If the crematorium operators won't install an afterburner or other scrubber to fix the smoke, pass a law to make them conform to certain limits on particulate emissions, mercury emissions, etc as is done for a coal plant. Problem solved.

3 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by taiganaut on 03/25/2015 at 7:55 PM

Re: “White Collar Door Holders

It's always better to let a door slam on someone. Fuck em. BTW, I'm the jerk around here. Piss OFF!

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Gordogato on 03/25/2015 at 7:10 PM

Re: “Raccoons: Nature's Monsters

I think they're cute. See 'em all the time around here in NE. Sometimes a whole family clan trying to skate by stealthily.
Elinor, just try to comfort yourself in knowing YOU ARE THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, and can kick some raccoon ass if you need to.
Just keep your pets away from them.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by frankieb on 03/25/2015 at 7:00 PM

Re: “Hall Monitor

Watch crime go up in Woodstock if this happens.

9 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Ralph Cramden on 03/25/2015 at 6:52 PM

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