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#1 Never get sick or have accidents if they disconnect from SPs. #2 Can leave their physical body and travel (teleportation) to other cities. #3 Can control/move objects (telekinesis) with their minds. #4 Can remove alien creatures attached to their souls. #5 Can travel thru time (Time Travel). #6 Can turn illusions into actually matter (MEST). #7 Control minds or bodies from miles away (telepathy). #8 Can read minds and communicate with the dead (theta perceptics). #9 Super Beings with superior Intelligence and abilities far beyond mortal men.
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For fuck's sake, Daaaaave, it's TREKKERS! What the fuck!?!?!?!
Hope you reheated that big boy. Your middle class gut flora cant hack the kind of germ lobes that feed on a big old ball of fermenting kraft parmesan carbo-glucose.
Oh well you can just sweat all over during your shits and congratulate yourself on another pORtLanD AsSFucK.
Humpy- summary from I, A academy: fat guy needs to either check the time on clocks installed at each stop or go straight to the Louis Vuiton insult. Play to his strengths.
So many white people among the Timbers Army.
HUMPY we already solved this one in I, Anonymous!
Penis Pranking those who are too cheap to use a semen service, no matter how low down and desperate, is not rape of any kind.
I have followed the Timbers/FC Portland Timber for 3 decades. I was fine with how it was and is now, but he is right. Seriously, take it easy and enjoy the match
Agreed. Also@kronwall.....Wings and Winterhawks fan for life here. Great screen name
Hipsters? Motherfucker, you have a column called Portland As Fuck in the most hipster weekly in existence! Is this just textbook projecting? Are you in hipster fucking denial??
I like the Timbers. I like Soccer. I'm happy if they win, but not quite disappointed and disjected if they lose or draw, this is because I have other likes and hobbies. For some people, that's all they have. It's like everything really, I can't stand political types, or religious people, or certain types of nerds; it's group-think and it ruins everything.
On the other hand, we've been sucking for the last few years, last year especially, the atmosphere always made up for it. The Timbers finished at the bottom of the table, but the TA made one of the best tifo's to end all tifo's. It was a great piece of art. And the games are just a great thing to behold. It's a party for sure.
I'm totally with Ian though, just enjoy it and don't take yourselves too seriously. (seriously)
Ian. Please don't come to Timbers games. You're taking a seat away from someone who actually likes the sport and wants to be there. Thanks.
Thanks, td! You helped prove the point.
STOP BEING JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLES! That's what this column is about -- the pipe is just an illustrative device! Don't they teach reading comprehension in school anymore!?
You're being judgmental assholes in the comments of the column about why you should stop being judgmental assholes!
I agree with Ian. People need to chill out. Motherfuckers can't take a joke. Problem is too many people have taken on TA culture as a personality implant, so any criticism of any minor detail seems like a personal attack. Which means some of us are dangerously close to becoming soccer's Trekkies. Yeah, we sing loudly and make big drawings. We help out in the community and try to be a net positive. So what? I don't do that to get validation from others or use it as a cudgel to fuck with people who don't like the same things I like the way I like them. Larp at me, bro!
Hey Ian, thanks for coming to a game.
Here are some of the things we drunk hipsters (is a 48 yr old dad that has a 9/5 gig a hipster?) do in addition to watching our damn game:
and a longer list here:
This still only accounts for just a very small portion of the community giving and donations on behalf of the Timbers Army, 107 Independent Supports Trust and our individual interests. The game brings us together. Together we give to community. Team. Town. TA.
Yup, we're just a bunch of haters.
Ian Karmel doesn't care about black people.
LOL @Kronwall and his butthurt.
Good column. Would read again.
Any game in which both teams may (probably will) not score is evil because it means the fans will be insanely dissatisfied and probably loot and riot or at the very least do weird things with chainsaws and beer.
Soccer would be WAY cooler with no goalie. Hell it would be horizontal NBA!
I played soccer for nine years back in the day into my late teens in the middle of nowhere against Mexicans from orchards when nobody gave two shits about it and although I enjoyed the shit out of it I can't stand watching it on TV. It bores me to death. Playing and watching are definitely two different things.
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