Too angry at these crimes against humanity to write coherently, eh? Well...
People on Oregon Trail are permitted to buy fruit, and ask if it's on sale. There you go.
You probably need to be a bit more specific about who is on the phone at 6:30 am, and why that effects you in some way.
That whole thing about the inanimate object didn't make any fucking sense at all. Start over.
People who bitch about other people's attitudes toward the weather are everything that sucks about the internet. Start over. Actually, just stop.
+1 for the clit curse; -1 for the "... with my daughter," as if that somehow adds to the "crime" here, which as others have noted, you totally could have handled like a big person in the moment, but didn't.
CLASSIC White Whine material.
Yoko Ono ruined the Plastic Ono Band.
JUST LIKE ON TRIMET
LETS PLAY A GAME OF DRUNK OR MENTALLY ILL
I THINK WE ALL KNOW HER DOG ALREADY EATS HER CLIT DAILY
Are you talking about a mobility scooter, a Razor scooter or a still-living-out-my-Quadrophenia-fantasy-in-2015 scooter?
Hmm. Honestly I'm so entrenched in my life and work and such that I don't often notice this kind of stuff (I also have the benefit of living in SE away from most of the more hipstery sections), but I was randomly on a rare visit to NW 23rd/21st last night, and on Mississippi last week, and I gotta say yeah, there's "follow your dream/support local" and then there's "repackage that dream/stay local long enough to franchise it", and I'd say we're skirting that line at the very least.
+1 for the clit curse
I like Madonna, better.
Just light up close to the ionizing air filter. The smoke will be drawn in, and the detectors won't even trip.
A recent Harvard medical school study finds that Cannabis ameliorates insulin resistance, so that food tripping on sweets won't cause Diabetes. Now that grass is legal, consumers can treat themselves with home remedies, without concern over approved conditions for medical permits. In fact, Cannabis might actually be a cure for Diabetes
THC from Cannabis smoke is instantaneously absorbed into the lungs. Second hand smoke from weed contains no THC, however, side stream smoke from burning herb, does. It's not unreasonable for people to smoke in public parks, irrespective of ill conceived ordnances, provided that nobody is nearby when they light up. Passersby can just keep their distance. What's rude is when smokers ignite combustible materials adjacent to where people already are, first.
The Blazers are cursed for advocating the misuse of the word "Marriage". It's just like how they were doing great until the party with jail bait in Salt Lake City, and the team tried to diminish the fact. It took decades for them to recover from that curse.
Our season was over the moment Ian Karmel devoted half of his columns to it.
To the "To the 'the Yoko Ono of our generation' Writer" Writer:
Why you are wrong:
1. You drive a scooter.
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