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Re: “The Reason You Can't See is You Lack Social Skills

"trying to stick your foot in a vagina. In my case, it doesn't feel as good, not talking about the foot part here."

the fuck is that?

13 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 07/21/2014 at 7:25 PM

Re: “I'm Sorry, But..

RickStevens: thank you for mansplaining yourself.

3 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by assisse on 07/21/2014 at 7:23 PM

Re: “The Reason You Can't See is You Lack Social Skills

The person said excuse me after hitting you. Maybe s/he had just been to a funeral for a loved one, and was oblivious.

But congratulations on never having an off day.

9 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Satorical on 07/21/2014 at 7:20 PM

Re: “RIP James Garner: Actor/Political Activist/Object of SWOON!

Everything I ever learned on how to be a smooth-talking, hapless PI, I learned from Jim Rockford. Rest In Peace.

Posted by David A. Pope on 07/21/2014 at 7:14 PM

Re: “Hey Horse!

^ two up. Dumb.

2 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Rick Klein on 07/21/2014 at 6:46 PM

Re: “I'm Sorry, But..

Assisse, reality check...

The words "thank" and "you" do NOT appear in comments 2 & 3 of this thread. Yet another example of your delusional thought process.

Did I write thought process? That's not really accurate. More like cyber-tourette syndrome. You are an imbecile of unimaginable magnitude.

I really don't see the need to even begin dissecting your frivolous and witless initial comment.

6 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 07/21/2014 at 6:44 PM

Re: “The Reason You Can't See is You Lack Social Skills

An oblivious consumer milling about without the slightest clue of their surroundings?

Alert the press!!!!!

Stay the fuck away from Costco for your own sanity's sake.

11 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by RickStevens on 07/21/2014 at 6:30 PM

Re: “The Reason You Can't See is You Lack Social Skills

Boy you sure sound rude.

13 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by frankieb on 07/21/2014 at 6:25 PM

Re: “The Reason You Can't See is You Lack Social Skills

I've heard of foot-in-mouth, but foot-in-vag?

9 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Um, ICE?! on 07/21/2014 at 6:18 PM

Re: “The Reason You Can't See is You Lack Social Skills

Stop buying food. Stop leaving your house. Stop breathing. Our problem is solved! A garbage man will be by your house in a couple of weeks to take your corpse to the city's compost dump. At last! Your purpose fulfilled!

12 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by David A. Pope on 07/21/2014 at 6:09 PM

Re: “I'm Sorry, But..

I forsee a future where all men are required to use a male-to-female translator who's function is to provide any constructive criticism/instruction to a female co-worker. Unless this word dies! Like metrosexual did after about 5 years. Thank god for that small favor.

10 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by David A. Pope on 07/21/2014 at 5:31 PM

Re: “I'm Sorry, But..

totaldevotion: I didn't write this 'rant' so I'm not sure why you're thanking me for it.

I'd never even heard the term mansplaining until a couple weeks ago. To be honest I'm still not sure what it even means, but I think the commenter above me explained it well enough. Living in the PC capitol of the world, every day I find out I'm doing something terribly offensive, like pouring my coffee creamer in a sexist way, or shampooing my hair in a racist way. I really don't know how to live without gravely offending the PC brigade these days.

9 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by assisse on 07/21/2014 at 5:18 PM

Re: “The Reason You Can't See is You Lack Social Skills

All this because someone tapped you? This takes passive aggressive to a whole new level.

17 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by assisse on 07/21/2014 at 5:16 PM

Re: “Burger Week is Coming! Aug 11-17th

No bait & switch or conspiracy to sell you a higher-priced burger going on. Everyone got slammed last year and had a tough time keeping up with demand. That should hopefully be less of a problem this time but a dash of patience and understanding would be appreciated by all involved.

$5 burgers are a privilege, not a right.

12 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by jim on 07/21/2014 at 4:55 PM

Re: “The Bottom Line vs. the Fault Line

The point of seismic protection in any building, old or new, is not to save the structure, but rather to protect the occupants. Even in new construction it is prohibitively expensive to build to a standard that would see continued use of the building after a major seismic event.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by randyzpdx on 07/21/2014 at 4:48 PM

Re: “I'm Sorry, But..

Now this is a complaint I can get behind. Although I would never talk to or keep company with someone who used that word. Discarding the content of a valid rebuke just because it came from a man is fucking stupid. It's just sexism with a candy coating to disguise it. If you want true equality to happen stop basing the validity of what they say on whether or not they have a penis, base it on the content of there statements. I do love easily offended people because they are so easy to troll.

I have to know where all these people are in Portland. Obviously not in SE past 82nd since I've never met one and have only heard stories about them from others. I'd love to drag them into my world and watch them act that way.

8 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Uncertain certainty on 07/21/2014 at 4:45 PM

Re: “I'm Sorry, But..

Thanks for boy-ling it down.

18 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by BooberMcDoober™ on 07/21/2014 at 4:45 PM

Re: “APB: Heads Up, Renters!

"Are you enjoying what might be the last vestiges of Portland affordability in your rented house, apartment, or room?"

Last vestiges? When was this written, 2005?

13 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Deezus on 07/21/2014 at 4:43 PM

Re: “Milk Milk Lemonade

I am such an Olo fanboy.

Posted by suzette on 07/21/2014 at 4:19 PM

Re: “Hey Horse!

Humans chew gum. Horses chew tobacco.

5 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Todd Mecklem on 07/21/2014 at 4:12 PM

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