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Re: “Craiglist Sooooooooooooocks

"A more wretched hive of scum and villainy..."

5 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by snickerdoodle on 11/18/2014 at 7:36 PM

Re: “Craiglist Sooooooooooooocks

Yo has your name written all over it.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on 11/18/2014 at 7:17 PM

Re: “That Unmarked Homeless Storage Facility is Getting an Address!

Idea: instead of spending money on maintaining a vacant, unmarked building that was apparently only used as a secret pitstop for Water Bureau lackeys, the city should open it up to the homeless whose personal belongings they've been stealing. At least let them use the bathroom before they trudge back to the Barbur TC for the god-knows-how-many-hours bus journey they have ahead of them.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by SeanG on 11/18/2014 at 6:39 PM

Re: “47 Days of Her

I'm guessing there's no future for you and me either and I sooooooo wanted your body!!

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by guidoman on 11/18/2014 at 6:20 PM

Re: “One-Sided Game Playa

Don't want to upset you more but after reading this...you are not going to get any pussy...ever again!!

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by guidoman on 11/18/2014 at 6:18 PM

Re: “Yes, We are Really Breaking Up

The insurance company is contacting "One-sided game playa" for a consultation on how to get you back.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by shark attack mountain on 11/18/2014 at 6:13 PM

Re: “Craiglist Sooooooooooooocks

Once you learn the difference between soooooooooooks and suuuuuuuuuuks get back to us. Otherwise shut your damn mouth!!

10 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by guidoman on 11/18/2014 at 6:13 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Make up random dates and all that. What comes after doesn't really matter. Cool.

This column isn't a waste of the internet.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 11/18/2014 at 6:01 PM

Re: “Craiglist Sooooooooooooocks

Who buys their socks on craigslist? Ew. Go to Fred Meyer like everyone else.

16 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by albert on 11/18/2014 at 5:42 PM

Re: “Juggalos vs. Gentrification in North Portland

I'm just a Juggalo
And everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing

Paid for every dance
Selling each romance
Oh, what they're saying

There will come a day
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me

When the end comes I know
They'll say "just a Juggalo"
As life goes on without me

3 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on 11/18/2014 at 5:30 PM

Re: “Juggalos vs. Gentrification in North Portland

Juggalo Island>Swan Island
---------------------------
I got my toes in the sand, watching hoes play volleyball
It's summertime and I'm feeling jolly y'all
Food on the fire, boats in the water and
Taking time off from my serial slaughtering
Here for the weekend, me and these friends
Sunny sunshine, blue skies never end
There's a mermaid waving me to come in
Underwater on my balls she's humming
Smoking on a fat one, we come to have fun
I got my dick in your hotdog bun
Pouring off shots for everybody that's sipping
Let's get loose now, skinny dipping
Don't hate me cuz the Speedo I'm wearing
Got your girlfriend staring, we out here
Skies so clear, ice cold beer
Suntan topless, bitch, come over here

On Juggalo Island
We can be one
Haha ha haha!
Let our nuts hang by the water
On Juggalo Island
We can have fun
Haha ha haha!
We can let go by the water

4 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by TSW on 11/18/2014 at 5:23 PM

Re: “Juggalos vs. Gentrification in North Portland

what in the juggalo is faygo?

6 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Benjamin Bentley on 11/18/2014 at 5:08 PM

Re: “Yes, We are Really Breaking Up

This wasn't what I meant about being "friends with benefits".

6 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Aestro on 11/18/2014 at 4:04 PM

Re: “Same Old Grocery

It doesn't take a financial analyst to figure out that it's cheaper to shop at Trader Joe's than Whole Paycheck or New Seasons.

Then again, with the number of douches in this town scamming the food stamp system so they can afford to only work 20 hours/week, many are never forced to reach that obvious conclusion.

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by RickStevens on 11/18/2014 at 4:03 PM

Re: “47 Days of Her

With just a little more effort, I think you could've made this rant completely indecipherable and pointless.

I can't stand half-assers.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by RickStevens on 11/18/2014 at 3:58 PM

Re: “Juggalos vs. Gentrification in North Portland

I wouldn't have gone that far...but I can understand why they are upset

2 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Sarrah Anne Verdier on 11/18/2014 at 3:49 PM

Re: “One-Sided Game Playa

Have you tried hiring a private investigator to find this woman?

I'm sure she's just playing hard to get and will sincerely appreciate your disturbingly unwanted advances.

5 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by RickStevens on 11/18/2014 at 3:42 PM

Re: “Water House No. 2: The City-Owned Home Storing Campers' Property is Unknown to Fire Inspectors

I inspected this home as an employee of the Water Bureau. It is a POS. Code violations are the least of the worries. I found old decrepit refrigerators with rotting food in them. Electrical issues. Plumbing issues. Employees used to use it as a break room. It's a mess! But it did have at least two 8-track tape players!

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Jeff Guard on 11/18/2014 at 3:22 PM

Re: “Juggalos vs. Gentrification in North Portland

The store on MLK and Failing sells Faygo by the way.

9 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Greg Walters on 11/18/2014 at 3:11 PM

Re: “Juggalos vs. Gentrification in North Portland

Geez who let the Juggalo get close to the HP printer again?

8 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by aconcernedparent on 11/18/2014 at 3:09 PM

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