"A more wretched hive of scum and villainy..."
Yo has your name written all over it.
Idea: instead of spending money on maintaining a vacant, unmarked building that was apparently only used as a secret pitstop for Water Bureau lackeys, the city should open it up to the homeless whose personal belongings they've been stealing. At least let them use the bathroom before they trudge back to the Barbur TC for the god-knows-how-many-hours bus journey they have ahead of them.
I'm guessing there's no future for you and me either and I sooooooo wanted your body!!
Don't want to upset you more but after reading this...you are not going to get any pussy...ever again!!
The insurance company is contacting "One-sided game playa" for a consultation on how to get you back.
Once you learn the difference between soooooooooooks and suuuuuuuuuuks get back to us. Otherwise shut your damn mouth!!
Make up random dates and all that. What comes after doesn't really matter. Cool.
This column isn't a waste of the internet.
Who buys their socks on craigslist? Ew. Go to Fred Meyer like everyone else.
I'm just a Juggalo
And everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance
Selling each romance
Oh, what they're saying
There will come a day
When youth will pass away
What will they say about me
When the end comes I know
They'll say "just a Juggalo"
As life goes on without me
Juggalo Island>Swan Island
I got my toes in the sand, watching hoes play volleyball
It's summertime and I'm feeling jolly y'all
Food on the fire, boats in the water and
Taking time off from my serial slaughtering
Here for the weekend, me and these friends
Sunny sunshine, blue skies never end
There's a mermaid waving me to come in
Underwater on my balls she's humming
Smoking on a fat one, we come to have fun
I got my dick in your hotdog bun
Pouring off shots for everybody that's sipping
Let's get loose now, skinny dipping
Don't hate me cuz the Speedo I'm wearing
Got your girlfriend staring, we out here
Skies so clear, ice cold beer
Suntan topless, bitch, come over here
On Juggalo Island
We can be one
Haha ha haha!
Let our nuts hang by the water
On Juggalo Island
We can have fun
Haha ha haha!
We can let go by the water
what in the juggalo is faygo?
This wasn't what I meant about being "friends with benefits".
It doesn't take a financial analyst to figure out that it's cheaper to shop at Trader Joe's than Whole Paycheck or New Seasons.
Then again, with the number of douches in this town scamming the food stamp system so they can afford to only work 20 hours/week, many are never forced to reach that obvious conclusion.
With just a little more effort, I think you could've made this rant completely indecipherable and pointless.
I can't stand half-assers.
I wouldn't have gone that far...but I can understand why they are upset
Have you tried hiring a private investigator to find this woman?
I'm sure she's just playing hard to get and will sincerely appreciate your disturbingly unwanted advances.
I inspected this home as an employee of the Water Bureau. It is a POS. Code violations are the least of the worries. I found old decrepit refrigerators with rotting food in them. Electrical issues. Plumbing issues. Employees used to use it as a break room. It's a mess! But it did have at least two 8-track tape players!
The store on MLK and Failing sells Faygo by the way.
Geez who let the Juggalo get close to the HP printer again?
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