Alternatively: Do you expect everyone in Portland to know how to play bagpipes while unicyling? Cause it's arguably the most bagpiper-unicyclist-friendly city in the country. Seems like everyone here should conform or walk around wearing a sign that reads "I cannot provide any bagpipe/unicycle services - sorry for being so unPortland."
When are they going to do some sketches about the West side. Damn near every sketch is about the East side.
Respond with a request for a photo of her HUGE BALLS.
Most soups start with an animal based stock. Sorry, that is what soup is.
It would last if they had Portland writers to Portland shit up the real Portland way.
Hear hear! I can't stand it when chicken noodle soup has celery or carrots in it. If it says "chicken" "noodle" soup, it's only fair to assume there are no vegetables in it. Take care of it! For fairness!
The chicken were on an all vegetable diet thereby making them vegetarian chicken. Vegetarian-Chicken soup. What's not clear about that?
I love how adorably Portland this is. I,A is right, but it doesn't keep her/him from sounding petulant.
I heard that Danny Belrose is going to make another appearance this next season. That guy's awesome.
Vanessa Bayer is form Portland??? My crush on her just increased 1000%!!!!!
Don't be a dick, Derek!
Four out of five cannibals recommend vegetarians for soup. They tend to make a much lighter broth. Vegans can be lacking in flavor, however. You have to compensate with quite a bit of salt.
If you didn't bring enough swollen nipples for the whole class you're going to have to leave them at home.
Anon, if you want to post sweet sex talk on facebook, i will be your friend. It's just articles about sex folks! You read them on the Merc for fucks sakes. Sheesh! Anon isnt posting about "their" swollen nipples, and they are not in control of their mutual friend liking something that may offend someone who Anon isnt friends with. Maybe privately asking should come out of the prude closet.
Playing with nipples during my ovulation week makes my orgasm increase? Fuck'n-a-yes!
Sort of. I didn't say I didn't like it. But I do find it to be problematic that the filmmakers, in their film adaptation of the original guy's made up story, are extending their artistic license so far as to resurrect a dead character and then make the character one of the main antagonists.
What if Alfonso Cuarón had resurrected Lily Potter, and then made her a teacher at Hogwarts? Please tell me if you need me to explain that analogy like you're five.
You didn't really text that back, did you!?! Really?
I don't Assface but let's see whose worse: person privately asking you to tone down your grossness or you posting your grossness for all to see?
You're also that person on the cell phone at the restaurant loudly talking about your hemorrhoids, aren't you?
But how will this stand up against Prometheus?
Total waste of money. It's just preaching to the choir. The money would be much better spent, giving guns for self defense, to poor students that can't otherwise afford them.
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