wasn't this a scene out of watership down?
If George Bush did this, these same apologist would be calling for his impeachment.
What transit system you riding on anyway? All I ever see are 450lb dudes on scooters, twitchy fuckers on their way to the methadone clinic, and drunk transients.
You sure seem like you are in a good mood!
It's fine if the cat caretaker made a mistake. And people should not criticize him/her for that mistake.
UNLESS the caretaker submits an IAnon pushing a bike agenda. Then scorn and ridicule is warranted.
I'd like to think that there was a tiny bird in the neighborhood that was stalked by this cat. And witnessed this event. The little bird told all his bird friends and the story of the giant metallic beast slaying the predator became enshrined in local bird lore.
Yo, to all the people who seeming want to put the burden of responsibility on the cat or cat owner owner because he didn't keep his cat inside or something, here's an idea. Think of how many times you have personally fucked up yourselves, your own lives, or someone else's. Plenty, I'll bet. But there YOU were, making up some kind of defense for yourselves, asking for some kind of mercy, denying any self responsibility in the face of your own fuckupedness or duche-baggery or excusing yourself because jesus, I'm only human, give me a break and so on. God, I've know plenty of human shit-heads like you, enough to make me want to personally run over your little pointy heads myself and not with a bicycle tire either. Fuck yourselves, wads...and no don't try to come back on me because I am in a particularly good mood right now, and you would NOT like to hear from me in a BAD mood, not at all.
Its PEOPLE, thats the problem.i so wish the world government would hurry up and drop a chemical from the stratosphere that would sterilize a generation of the population. Less of you and less of me would ease so much strife and pollution. Eventually we could get back to makin' bacon but why not take a break for awhile?
Keep your goddamn nose out of other people's cooters.
What I find odd is the notion that the idea of women befriending other women isn't liked by men. Or especially that men are responsible and desire this.
I have never - ever - heard this from another man. Seriously.
Now, you can have some obsessive boyfriend who is threatened by his girlfriends friendships, but that is a different topic.
Is this new column being set up for a weekly analization of misogyny in our culture? If so, then I would hope for some better examples, for they are out there.
it sold out crazy early. we put it in the paper this week in case people wanted to try to find tickets on craigslist, but it was sold out well before we went to press.
That sucks that someone's cat got killed...
*reads "Hopefully now you'll decide to stop driving a car and get a bike for so many reasons including the amazing benefit of likely not killing anymore cats. "*
Really sucks that it wasn't the owner.
A child lays on an exam table. There are doctors and loved ones all around. It is a scene of chaos. The child on the table violently convulses.
'Quick, get me a glass of water!' Says the doctor.
Someone runs to tap and fills a glass of water and hands it to the doctor. The doctor violently slaps the glass out of the persons hand.
'Goddamit! Not tap water! The fluoridated water!'
Person runs to a bottle of fluoridated water and fumbles trying to pry the cap off.
The cap explodes off releasing a vapor. Fills glass and runs to give it to the doctor. Doctor administers fluoride water into dying child's mouth. The child convulses into seizure. You'd think there'd be blood but there's not. Suddenly everything goes silent.......
'He's....dead. It's too late. Too late. I'm so sorry', declares the doctor.
Everyone in the room turns solemn. Much grieving. Much crying. Much coulda, woulda, shoulda. Slowly, people begin to leave the room. It's so sad. A tragedy, the media would say. Then....
'*cough cough*' goes the young 8 1/2 yr old on the exam table.
'Wait!' cries the doctor! I think it's working! This child will live!'.....
Well, well: hello curators.
Only 1 in a 100 people are fucked up enough, to drive and just kill a cat for no reason! The driver was sorry i'm sure. The cat probably darted in front of their car, and they dont know where you live to say sorry, they're a stranger.
I saw my mom hit a cat once, she cried for two days.
Harry Randall Truman (October 30, 1896 – May 18, 1980) was a resident of the U.S. state of Washington who lived on Mount St. Helens and came to brief fame in the months preceding the 1980 eruption after stubbornly refusing to leave his home. He was the owner and caretaker of Mount St. Helens Lodge at Spirit Lake. The lodge was located at the south end of Spirit Lake at the foot of the mountain, and was in the danger zone at the time of the eruption.
No doubt that this is a sexist viewpoint, but I've heard it from women at least as often as men.
And it doesn't fucking matter who is perpetuating it because it's total gibberish horseshit. Anyone saying otherwise is a dark scientist in a lab, and their sexual orientation or gender is immaterial. Suggesting it is a story told by straight men just brings out the mansplainers, and we need them even less than we need potentially ill-conceived jokes in an article about a real issue of misogyny.
(This message proofread by my wife, to make sure I'm not being mansplainey myself. Heavens forbid.)
Since when has a Pepsi can ever been 11" long?
Ever see a squirrel get hit by a bike? Can't imagine a cat would fare much better.
If some buff Channing Tatum type dude got on the bus and let his pepsi can sized 11" dick hang out for the ladies to stare out you better believe I'd race home and mash out an angry IA about it. AND IT WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY INSECURITY AT ALL, RIGHT ANON?????????
Ron here is the perfect example of why anti-fluoride zealots are ridiculed.
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