If you didn't bring enough swollen nipples for the whole class you're going to have to leave them at home.
Anon, if you want to post sweet sex talk on facebook, i will be your friend. It's just articles about sex folks! You read them on the Merc for fucks sakes. Sheesh! Anon isnt posting about "their" swollen nipples, and they are not in control of their mutual friend liking something that may offend someone who Anon isnt friends with. Maybe privately asking should come out of the prude closet.
Playing with nipples during my ovulation week makes my orgasm increase? Fuck'n-a-yes!
Sort of. I didn't say I didn't like it. But I do find it to be problematic that the filmmakers, in their film adaptation of the original guy's made up story, are extending their artistic license so far as to resurrect a dead character and then make the character one of the main antagonists.
What if Alfonso Cuarón had resurrected Lily Potter, and then made her a teacher at Hogwarts? Please tell me if you need me to explain that analogy like you're five.
You didn't really text that back, did you!?! Really?
I don't Assface but let's see whose worse: person privately asking you to tone down your grossness or you posting your grossness for all to see?
You're also that person on the cell phone at the restaurant loudly talking about your hemorrhoids, aren't you?
But how will this stand up against Prometheus?
Total waste of money. It's just preaching to the choir. The money would be much better spent, giving guns for self defense, to poor students that can't otherwise afford them.
Lady Gaga Muppets Holiday Spectacular.
Carey turns Teplitsky out to do the dirty work, while he can sit back and claim plausible deniability when the slip shod study gets shot down. Talk about pimps prostituting innocent girls.
Good thing he wasn't rummaging through the trash at Lair Hill Park, and the Waldorf School didn't have the Portland Pig Department blast him in the ass with buckshot. Compared to that, what's a measly $2,300,000.00?
Facebook is a nightmarish hellscape of social retardation.
Some rude asshole is using his cell and waving his debit card at you. It's clearly lame and rude behavior. Subjecting yourself to that schmuck for 5 more minutes just to prove a point that they'll never get? Good move chief!!!
Keep up the passive aggressive behavior and let us know how that works out for you. Dunce!!!
Boober you are becoming my very favorite.
Hey bartender, get over yourself. You pour drinks for a living and you can't even get drunk while you do it. It's essentially the same as working the register at McDonald's-- except you're wearing a low-cut shirt and the Muzak's louder.
Shut the fuck up and serve your customers already. If you don't like your job, go back to school and get a grown-up one.
Ugh, anyone posting about their "swollen nipples" on my Facebook would be automatically defriended. That's fucking gross and nobody wants to hear about it, thanks.
HE'S MISTER GREEN CHRISTMAS HE'S MISTER SUN HE'S MISTER HEAT BLISTER HE'S MISTER ONE HUNDRED AND ONE
@ROM: So one guy wrote made up some stories, then some other guys made up other stories and now you don't like it that these made-up stories are getting co-mingled?
Does the Pac-Man special have singing? Because both Jack Frost and Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town have some horrific songs that stick in your head for days. Ugh.
Problem one: You're on Facebook.
You've had their whole existence of being there to communicate with said customer, and NOW you want to converse while he is on the phone and in a hurry it sounds like? WTF? Just let them leave. Normal people who have even an ounce of politeness, put a phone down if other communication is required at that moment. So for this person to wave his card at you, didn't imply that it was important for him to leave. You're an asshole.
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