What this thread needs is a poison-dipped shuriken to the throat...
Was the sword in question a wakizashi or chokutō or ninjato-style katana? If not, get the fuck out of here!
o my. i didn't know Warped Tours still existed...
"I'm kind of a schlumpy hipster dork with no visible tattoos who OBVIOUSLY likes to read."
Uhh, yeah. So, Hallett, did you wear a sign around your neck that said something like:
"I HOPE YOU ALL ARE "ENJOYING" THIS EXPERIENCE! I'm not. DON'T BE MISTAKEN! I AM NOT ONE OF YOU! I read books. BOOKS! Can't you tell? Can't you! Do you even know what those are? Have you even read James Salter? I didn't think so.
(Oh, and yeah, I ride bicycles too. Just thought you should know that)"
Yeah, I thought so.
Oh, so having Aspergers pretty much excuses one from all their assholishness.......
Chunty, if you want to be a stingy bastard, pay with a card at the end of the night. A $2 tip on $10 worth of PBR's doesn't look as bad on an un-itemized credit slip (although it doesn't make you any less of a dick).
But I say, if you're going to tip $1 for a $2 can of swill, then make sure you can complain about all your neighborhood service industry folk in equal measure. $2 for a luke warm black cup of to-go coffee that I pump myself, $1 for you, dapper young mustachioed man. No tip jar at the Plaid Pantry? Just leave your dollar in the give-and-take-a-penny (they'll know what to do with it *wink*).
I'm sure we all remember when grandma's tip calculator was the most exciting thing about dinner at the Old Spaghetti Factory and a 12% tip meant grandma just had the best meal of her life, but times have changed. Tip accordingly.
dude married a whore, lol! what else isn't she telling him?
LARPer pub crawls.
Alright, i'll bite.
@ buddy: Fuck you for taking such a cheap jab at Jom Rapstar out of the blue like that. I'm no fan of rap, and i don't know Jom, but i do know who he is, and it's blatantly obvious that the guy is smarter, classier, more productive, and quite the opposite of the miserable waste of life that you clearly are, and all while suffering from Asperger's, no less.
Nice, man -- way to take a potshot at a dude with a disability (which you damn well know is the only reason why you incorporated him into one of the unimaginative, puerile insults you've sprayed all over this thread). If there's a hell, surely there's a ring of it reserved for vicious little bird-brains such as yourself, you fucking walking pile of monkey spunk-spawn. You are a glaring embarrassment of a person (even in this ripe forum) and a hell of a good example of why misanthropists become misanthropists. As the kids say, "DIAF", motherfucker.
Unless "cookie" is South African slang for women with daddy issues wetting themselves on camera. In which case, fuck it. Fred Meyer is, like, less than a block away.
Seriously, I'm on a diet and a video with "cookie" in the title should have AT LEAST ONE cookie in it.
my comment was supposed to read $1000 to $2000
This post would be a lot better if the title was referencing some sort of oral sex act with an elderly person.
Can we steer this conversation away from fucking AIRFARE and agree that tending bar in this town is practically a license to print money? No, I'm not talking about scrubbing the toilets at some shit-ass dive on 82nd or worse, I'm talking about flitting around the Bye & Bye or Rontoms or some shit and acting stuck up so that the insecure throw dollars at you all night. Yes, work in a hip bar and act like a prick = GET PAID SON.
How is it that I'm expected to tip $1 on a $2 can of PBR? When you're making the rather decent Oregon minimum wage PLUS tips? Cry me a fucking river. Bartenders have complained on I,A before and I won't hear of it. Work hard and you go places. Also, it is most definitely a 24/7 cocaine party if you're doing it right.
God do I ever fucking hate theater people.
^stop clearing your history then....
Yeah,you thought. Your the thinking mans jom rapstar. Aka another chode.....
Can we please get back to the gum fucking?
Get over it already. She had one stupid outburst that she's gone back on, you act like she skullfucked a newborn then squirted on the American flag while saluting Hitler.
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