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Re: “Save Our Audis

Is my lawnmower taxable?????,......

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Posted by mar. on 12/28/2014 at 11:31 AM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

Nope, I think the most confusing gift your mom could've given you would've been sex toys and lube.

Posted by RickStevens on 12/28/2014 at 11:21 AM

Re: “Erik's 15 Favorite Movies of 2014: #4—Edge of Tomorrow

OK .... I rolled the dice on this last night after reading your stellar review and was vastly underwhelmed with its contrived plot, emotionally boring antagonist, and pathetically corny love story ending.

According my to my score card, you owe me two+ hours of my life back (or at least a few beers and an explanation).

Posted by allenink on 12/28/2014 at 10:37 AM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

children in vietnam or what have you dont even get teethbrushes

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Posted by Creamdream on 12/27/2014 at 11:37 PM

Re: “The Holidays Make Me Ill

Yeah, it is my understanding that Jesus had a 1 in 365 chance of being born the 25th, whether you accept his divinity or not.

Posted by frankieb on 12/27/2014 at 9:10 PM

Re: “Save Our Audis

Something tells me I, Anon is an ungrateful transplant. Go back to your home state, asshat.

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Posted by DrifterInTheDark on 12/27/2014 at 8:47 PM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

Damn girl, you just looked a gift horse in the mouth.

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Posted by shark attack mountain on 12/27/2014 at 8:19 PM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

Put water in the pho and then add squid ink to taste. I have no idea what you do with agar agar but google it and then go nuts. Your mom sounds like a hoot.

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Posted by Wankapotamus on 12/27/2014 at 6:45 PM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

I don't think it's a coincidence that that's all the stuff that was 75% off at World Market last week. Helped Mom save money for a Christmas sweater for the cat, certainly you don't begrudge Mr. Purrfuffle a little luxury?

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Posted by Todd Mecklem on 12/27/2014 at 5:49 PM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

You ungrateful churl!

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Posted by snickerdoodle on 12/27/2014 at 5:43 PM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

Okay, you take the ink and the agar agar, make a slurry. Mix in the dehydrated pho, use as topping on the gold chocolates. Serve and enjoy.

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Posted by rich bachelor on 12/27/2014 at 5:24 PM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

The Oregon Food Bank is always desperately low on squid ink

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Posted by Chunty McHutchence on 12/27/2014 at 5:02 PM

Re: “Most Confusing Christmas Gift Ever

But Sweetheart! I saw you were low on squid ink and agar last time your father and I visited and the dehydrated pho is for your treating those chronic yeast infections Dr. Jenkins diagnosed. Please dear, don't be so dramatic!

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Posted by Dizzy on 12/27/2014 at 4:04 PM

Re: “Save Our Audis

One thing is true: Audis are for douchebags

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Posted by Chunty McHutchence on 12/27/2014 at 2:11 PM

Re: “Wish This Would Go Away

Simple, rejection is the most powerful aphrodisiac

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Posted by Ten Red on 12/27/2014 at 8:42 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Back in the early 90's, I remember that everyone was pretending to have been listening to punk in the mid-late 80's when metal actually ruled all. By 1985 the whole punk scene had been hijacked by and mostly associated with Nazi skinheads.

Posted by Ten Red on 12/27/2014 at 8:36 AM

Re: “Save Our Audis

There was a lord who used to get pissed when the serf's would put there money together to throw a decent funeral. History defines him correctly as a forgettable douche. I know, you deserve your baubles more and get mad cause others have nice things. What a catch you must be.

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Posted by Wankapotamus on 12/26/2014 at 11:21 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

I've been bothered by a question I was once asked - "What music did you like at 15 that you still like now?" That's a very short list. Most 90's rock sucked. I wasn't fully appreciative of classic rock because it was for old dudes. 80's stuff I could kind of tolerate then and kind of tolerate at time now but eh. It's pretty much just Tom Petty.

Anyway that was asked of me by a person that is a fully grown, intelligent adult that STILL likes Limp Bizkit and I really don't know what to do with that.

Posted by Aestro on 12/26/2014 at 10:57 PM

Re: “Save Our Audis

Know what I learned while travelling for the holidays? I hate the god damn sales tax.

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Posted by Aestro on 12/26/2014 at 10:50 PM

Re: “It Sure Takes One to Know One

Fuck off. I'm siding with cyclists, transplants, and people jerking off in library bathrooms.

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Posted by Aestro on 12/26/2014 at 10:47 PM

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