Is my lawnmower taxable?????,......
Nope, I think the most confusing gift your mom could've given you would've been sex toys and lube.
OK .... I rolled the dice on this last night after reading your stellar review and was vastly underwhelmed with its contrived plot, emotionally boring antagonist, and pathetically corny love story ending.
According my to my score card, you owe me two+ hours of my life back (or at least a few beers and an explanation).
children in vietnam or what have you dont even get teethbrushes
Yeah, it is my understanding that Jesus had a 1 in 365 chance of being born the 25th, whether you accept his divinity or not.
Something tells me I, Anon is an ungrateful transplant. Go back to your home state, asshat.
Damn girl, you just looked a gift horse in the mouth.
Put water in the pho and then add squid ink to taste. I have no idea what you do with agar agar but google it and then go nuts. Your mom sounds like a hoot.
I don't think it's a coincidence that that's all the stuff that was 75% off at World Market last week. Helped Mom save money for a Christmas sweater for the cat, certainly you don't begrudge Mr. Purrfuffle a little luxury?
You ungrateful churl!
Okay, you take the ink and the agar agar, make a slurry. Mix in the dehydrated pho, use as topping on the gold chocolates. Serve and enjoy.
The Oregon Food Bank is always desperately low on squid ink
But Sweetheart! I saw you were low on squid ink and agar last time your father and I visited and the dehydrated pho is for your treating those chronic yeast infections Dr. Jenkins diagnosed. Please dear, don't be so dramatic!
One thing is true: Audis are for douchebags
Simple, rejection is the most powerful aphrodisiac
Back in the early 90's, I remember that everyone was pretending to have been listening to punk in the mid-late 80's when metal actually ruled all. By 1985 the whole punk scene had been hijacked by and mostly associated with Nazi skinheads.
There was a lord who used to get pissed when the serf's would put there money together to throw a decent funeral. History defines him correctly as a forgettable douche. I know, you deserve your baubles more and get mad cause others have nice things. What a catch you must be.
I've been bothered by a question I was once asked - "What music did you like at 15 that you still like now?" That's a very short list. Most 90's rock sucked. I wasn't fully appreciative of classic rock because it was for old dudes. 80's stuff I could kind of tolerate then and kind of tolerate at time now but eh. It's pretty much just Tom Petty.
Anyway that was asked of me by a person that is a fully grown, intelligent adult that STILL likes Limp Bizkit and I really don't know what to do with that.
Know what I learned while travelling for the holidays? I hate the god damn sales tax.
Fuck off. I'm siding with cyclists, transplants, and people jerking off in library bathrooms.
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