I'm working on a sad opera cycle about the employees of Thai restaurants.
Steve, I want to see you all come out dressed like that but perform "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" instead. And you could do the same Burl Ives imitation, Big Daddy-O.
I like it, but not $50 worth.
I wish my life were so amazingly awesome that I had the time and energy to give a fuck about other people's pony tails.
I saw Madea gets rescued at Mt. Hood. If that Heidi and Bruno don't get the Academy somethings wrong.
For Thanksgiving, all my best bike polo buds got together and held a competition to see whose beard lice could jump the furthest. Didn't take long to realize that all our lice are the same-- we're practically family. Only by moving cross country to such a progressive city like Portland could we realize our dreams of wearing flannel, washing dishes for a living and most importantly, cultivating our facial hair. But mostly I'm thankful for Pabst trucker hats
If you rent just one movie from a Red Box this holiday season, make it "Madea Gets a Hysterectomy"
@Polly Nation-I agree but, I think in this case it is the author using "Native American Inspired" as a descriptive term, rather than the jeweler about her work. This line doesn't seem very influenced by Native artistry, it's a shame that writers and creators are still using this phrase. If the artist herself is claiming that her work is influenced by Native cultures, a good journalist should consider what promoting their work really means.
My grandma always used to say "stay away from the' Red Box" but I guess the message wasn't as widespread now as it was back then.
MATT LAUER IS BATMAN
OH, SO I GUESS EVERYBODY IS SHOUTING AROUND HERE IN A WHISKEY FUELED TURKEY STUPOR. FUCKING CALM DOWN YOU ANGRY PSYCHOPATHS THERE'S ENOUGH LIVEBLOG FOR EVERYONE.
PS- CREAM OF OVARY SOUP SOUNDS LIKE A CLASSIC THANKSFORNOTHING SIDE DISH.
Joss is still a champion story teller in my eyes so maybe this was Jed's bumbling. No matter what it's boring. I'm glad I gave up on this show many episodes ago as the characters were just flat and unremarkable. I get the premise for SHIELD but I want more marvels in my Marvel vehicles. We shouldn't be surprised, any spin off quick green lights after a huge blockbuster is almost certainly doomed from the start.
I think this sissy forgot to mention the guy who leaves the cap off the toothpaste and the guy that doesn't put the toilet seat down.
I ALSO HAVE AN OPINION RE: YOUR OVARIES.
I'M GOING TO LEVEL WITH YOU HERE. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO OPINION RE: YOUR OVARIES. I AM HOWEVER TERRIFIED OF THIS SQUIRREL ARMY. GUYS, I'M SO TIRED.
This I.A. must be sponsored by vagisil.
I demand to know why you are such a whiny bitch that's all up in my business. Tell me!
Brought to you by vagisil
YEAH FUCK YOUR OVARIES IN THEIR FACES, PARADE LIVEBLOGGER. HAPPY THANKSGIVING LADY HITLER
Hey anon, here are a few more : Likes to fight guy (pretty much is despondent if he does NOT get in a brawl on weekends. Also bumps metal on the way to the bar).Home brew guy.....I was really intrigued to hear about your vegan, locally sourced hops bock...not really.Fan "guy"....knows nothing about the actual game or athletes, but is really involved in yelling things like "and one" (which means you actually shoot a ft, you fucking moron) or insult anyone they perceive to possibly be an opposing fan. Trust me, none of them know. Annoying people are generally either unaware or dont care. You know what works? Ignore them and go on with your life which is likely more important.
I'm not your friend, Guy
Fuck your ovaries! There is no reason to breed that is not selfish!
All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
Contact Info |
Production Guidelines |