Speaking of gay nude beaches, I had the strange misfortune once a while back of being dragged out to Rooster (Cock?) Rock State park by this hippy chick that was a friend of my friend. Way out through the bird sanctuary to the longest gauntlet of naked gay dong I had ever seen in my life. I say misfortune because I am not a dong aficianado and all in our group were quite out of place. I had no idea what transpires out there until we finally broke out onto the beach but suffice it to say it was quite a festive atmosphere for those that enjoy such activities. The hippy chick had been swearing up and down that nobody was ever at this location and got us to go for about a 1/4 mile down the beach saying that it would be empty farther out but the parade of frolicking dongs just would not cease. Apparently it was endless.
I stopped the forced march and declared my desire to recreate at a different location and made an escape through the bushes back to the parking lot. Far be it from me to disparage peoples' lifestyles or choices of activities that do not concern me but I also do not necessarily want to interrupt or participate. It makes me happy people find places and like minded people to enjoy themselves but I try to not stick my nose where it doesn't really belong.
"trying to stick your foot in a vagina. In my case, it doesn't feel as good, not talking about the foot part here."
the fuck is that?
RickStevens: thank you for mansplaining yourself.
The person said excuse me after hitting you. Maybe s/he had just been to a funeral for a loved one, and was oblivious.
But congratulations on never having an off day.
Everything I ever learned on how to be a smooth-talking, hapless PI, I learned from Jim Rockford. Rest In Peace.
^ two up. Dumb.
Assisse, reality check...
The words "thank" and "you" do NOT appear in comments 2 & 3 of this thread. Yet another example of your delusional thought process.
Did I write thought process? That's not really accurate. More like cyber-tourette syndrome. You are an imbecile of unimaginable magnitude.
I really don't see the need to even begin dissecting your frivolous and witless initial comment.
An oblivious consumer milling about without the slightest clue of their surroundings?
Alert the press!!!!!
Stay the fuck away from Costco for your own sanity's sake.
Boy you sure sound rude.
I've heard of foot-in-mouth, but foot-in-vag?
Stop buying food. Stop leaving your house. Stop breathing. Our problem is solved! A garbage man will be by your house in a couple of weeks to take your corpse to the city's compost dump. At last! Your purpose fulfilled!
I forsee a future where all men are required to use a male-to-female translator who's function is to provide any constructive criticism/instruction to a female co-worker. Unless this word dies! Like metrosexual did after about 5 years. Thank god for that small favor.
totaldevotion: I didn't write this 'rant' so I'm not sure why you're thanking me for it.
I'd never even heard the term mansplaining until a couple weeks ago. To be honest I'm still not sure what it even means, but I think the commenter above me explained it well enough. Living in the PC capitol of the world, every day I find out I'm doing something terribly offensive, like pouring my coffee creamer in a sexist way, or shampooing my hair in a racist way. I really don't know how to live without gravely offending the PC brigade these days.
All this because someone tapped you? This takes passive aggressive to a whole new level.
No bait & switch or conspiracy to sell you a higher-priced burger going on. Everyone got slammed last year and had a tough time keeping up with demand. That should hopefully be less of a problem this time but a dash of patience and understanding would be appreciated by all involved.
$5 burgers are a privilege, not a right.
The point of seismic protection in any building, old or new, is not to save the structure, but rather to protect the occupants. Even in new construction it is prohibitively expensive to build to a standard that would see continued use of the building after a major seismic event.
Now this is a complaint I can get behind. Although I would never talk to or keep company with someone who used that word. Discarding the content of a valid rebuke just because it came from a man is fucking stupid. It's just sexism with a candy coating to disguise it. If you want true equality to happen stop basing the validity of what they say on whether or not they have a penis, base it on the content of there statements. I do love easily offended people because they are so easy to troll.
I have to know where all these people are in Portland. Obviously not in SE past 82nd since I've never met one and have only heard stories about them from others. I'd love to drag them into my world and watch them act that way.
Thanks for boy-ling it down.
"Are you enjoying what might be the last vestiges of Portland affordability in your rented house, apartment, or room?"
Last vestiges? When was this written, 2005?
I am such an Olo fanboy.
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