Four dollar bottle of wine and a 40 of Mickey's? Nope, I don't envy those problemz.
Pussy. I wouldn't be caught dead out in them hills without my buckskin breeches and my coonskin hat.
haha a mandolin carver! I love you Todd
I honestly haven't done a single thing to curtail gang violence.
Except that one time last summer when I beat up a group of twelve year olds for making fun of my propeller hat.
I know I've gotta be topping SOMEBODY's worst of list.
I hired a third-world child from fiverr.com to author a scathing reply to this I,A but then my Google Glass ran out of smug and I can't paste it here, FML
As a professional food photographer, I am sometimes overly critical of presentation and 'freshness' of food served to me. Living just a few blocks from Piattino, I have visited more than a few times and have noticed/experienced the service and food. As mentioned above it seems you ordered an extraordinary amount, perhaps too much to be objective. I have never had a single problem with any meal but i know it would be replaced or credited if I had. I see absolutely nothing wrong with an owner who tries to remember customers names or even hovers to please. Next time, cut down on the drinks and limit the plates to 3 or 4 select dishes. Maybe you'll discover a different Piattino.
How about "Best AND the Worst of the Blogtown Comments"? All that content we've created this year, where's the love?
Try to have at least a little self-control and leave ten ounces or so of Mickey's in the bottle to drink for breakfast.
Oooh, this is actually a good IA. POLER / CAMP VIBES makes some hideous shit (ripping off outdated designs), dresses it up with a bunch of art / design / business school fluff about how authentic and practical it is to make it appeal to exactly the type of people who are neither. Anyone who'd ever been on even an overnight backpacking trip in scouting would see how ridiculous these lumberjack fashion peddlers' wares are, but it's not really about that, is it? It's about buying that brand name so you can stand in front of a smartphone in your living room and take selfies suggesting that maybe, just maybe, you're the wise, deep, grounded earthy type of hipster who maybe just might go camping this weekend (if only you hadn't bought tickets to that darn Paramore show at the Hawthorne Theatre! Darn!)
"children go hungry, gays get lynched, black people get shot or arrested for being black"
That's not what people are usually talking about. They're talking about their iPad Air breaking because they dropped it while leaping back to avoid the flying drops of hot vanilla latte when a mandolin carver slammed down his PUT A BEARD ON IT! coffee mug in protest of the vanilla beans not being locally-sourced.
guns dont kill people. People kill people.
Shirley and John- hang up the phone that freak is probably long gone by now. In case you did not gather this list is a Best Of. That guy put his penis away for the season already.
I want my MTv.
Government bagels are studded with death raisins.
Hello, there are actually 4 functioning food carts in the pod. The one not included in this article is "The Imp and Nada" which specializes in Argentinean food. Milanesa sandwiches, Argentinean stews, a variety of Argentinean Empanadas, and a wide variety of specials make up the rotating menu. The cart functions in the evening and late nights.
Fuck, man, there's no DEATH RAY? How will they know it's Christmas?
Smart Phones where maid for ignoring everyone while playing Super Mario Bros at a social engagement, don't you see? If you're not dumb and your not massified you have it made.
Even Candy Crush could make you smarter.
The government didn't shut down because "they couldn't figure out health care", the government shut down because a bunch of bungling, teabagging, grandstanding shithooks thought they could profit from feeding misguided hysteria to ignoramuses. I guess they got you too.
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