Jesus Christ *is* weeping in Heaven, but it's because the Holy Ghost talked Him into chopping all the onions for ParadiSalsaFest 2013.
Amy Boone of Damnations TX? *cry with happiness*
Oh no Pope Francis is forcing them to think about their actions and rethink their lives. OMG the catastrophe.
Alcohol can bring out such an ugly side in certain people. I never understood aggressive, mean and hateful drunks.
oh boy! Lets go see this just so we can see a bad movie. Yes that's a mediocre review there.
Or there's the good old Matthew 19:21: If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast , and give it to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: then you may follow me.
Or Deut. 15:7. If there is a poor man among you, one of your brothers, in any of the towns of the land which the LORD your God is giving you, you shall not harden your heart, nor close your hand to your poor brother; but you shall freely open your hand to him, and generously lend him sufficient for his need in whatever he lacks.
Or Luke 3:11. "Let the man with two tunics share with him who has none, and let him who has food do likewise."
It's too easy...
David Brenner tried acupuncture to quit smoking. When that didn't work, his acupuncturist gave his some advice that did.
Go ahead and smoke all you want, but only ONE PUFF per cigarette.
This is what this column is for. A+.
^^Agree HFR-I'Anon what a bad night for you and the crew. Maybe you guys should watch each other's back for times like this. Have a means to tie her up in back room ,throw water in her face, put a sign on her back"Drunken Whore". When she goes into a tirade, goes nuts, stick together and say you need to protect her from herself. Call 911 and walla, she gets a police escort.
Actually, it's the 911 call that was debunked in that hot mess.
What a cunt.
Oh, thank god you're here, @geezrilly. I knew there was something I was missing. Parks are free so that negates anything that anybody says about anything!
Way to miss the point entirely, dipshits.
Problem #1: Black Friday starts earlier every year, as in Thanksgiving at 6pm this year. Let the fucking WalMart employees enjoy their holiday instead of having to set up barricades for your stupid bargain seeking asses.
Problem #2: We don't need new plastic crap. Buy slightly better plastic crap and then keep it rather than replace it because the newer plastic crap is now "in style."
Here's a bargain. Forest Park was BEAUTIFUL on Friday. And a STEAL at 100% discount over that flatscreen.
Or you know, keep on keeping on. You'll probably be dead before it matters anyway. And you fucking sure aren't having kids for whom it may matter.
I haven't been quit for very long but this is the most certain I've felt, after 27 years a smoker. My doctor prescribed Buproprion (Zyban) and it's been great. Last cigarette was Oct. 19. I tried Chantix 5 years ago and was very negatively affected by that. I've also used an online support group on about.com. I know that sounds cheesy but it's a huge group of people going through the same thing. A bunch of online cheerleaders can't hurt. I've even gotten pretty drunk recently with no desire to smoke, at all. Finally, if you do slip up, don't take is a failure but a minor setback. Learn about the myriad negative effects of smoking (on your health, mentality, finances, friends/family) and don't ever give up on yourself. This is absolutely the best thing a smoker can do for themselves. You'll never regret the cigarettes you didn't smoke.
Obviously, the goat was asking for it.
I like an anti-Maus rant. And yeah, straight white men get real offended if you mention their race, gender or sexuality. Go figure.
THERE'S A PORTLAND IN MAINE
All I hear is, WAAAAA I'm more of a victim, waaaaaaa.
But this is so vague I really don't know what you are going on about.
You got off lucky. I'm related to Eisenhower, and I would've broken your Dresden china.
That lobster roll.....kinda expensive but looks worth it. Sadly, we are not in Maine but thats close enough for me!
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