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Re: “Cross Me, Will Ya?!

Kinda thought this paper had outgrown sneering at the harmless actions of believers.

Posted by Commenty Colin on 04/22/2014 at 12:24 PM

Re: “Cross Me, Will Ya?!

Ah.... One of the many benefits of a walkable city! Thank goodness (or God if that is your thing) that these folks didn't have to drive. Let's make Portland more walkable for all!

Posted by Jim Labbe on 04/22/2014 at 8:51 AM

Re: “Cross Me, Will Ya?!

paularzt is an idiot

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Posted by Graham on 04/21/2014 at 3:15 PM

Re: “Cross Me, Will Ya?!

The people who do these things really believe it's going to fill their churches, but it's exactly what's driving everybody away.

Posted by Rex Dominguez on 04/21/2014 at 8:02 AM

Re: “Cross Me, Will Ya?!

Not sure why you included the parenthetical "purported," or put Jesus' name in quotes because his torture and existence might be the only two things nearly every historian, Christian or not, agree are true. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus#Accepted_historic_facts

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Posted by paularzt on 04/19/2014 at 5:46 PM

Re: “A Strain for Every Brain

I actually like that edgy paranoid high; I love it when my little homunculus stares at the monitors and controls inside my head, shaking his head at the readouts and periodically barks into the PA system "Settle down, damn it! You're just high."

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Posted by wolkenkaiser on 04/19/2014 at 9:40 AM

Re: “High Taxes

All I know is, every time Oregon's state budget gets riddled with potholes, tobacco and alcohol taxes are hiked to patch them and smooth them over. I don't want to end up buying in the Park Blocks ten or twelve years down the road because legal weed's twice as expensive then as it was when it was first legalized and sold.

Posted by wolkenkaiser on 04/19/2014 at 9:33 AM

Re: “A Strain for Every Brain

I'm glad the person taking notes didn't make Alison paranoid. I get pretty paranoid when I'm tazed, but I also feel like it's not always my fault! If my GF knows that I smoked while I was out (which I very very rarely do), the moment I walk in the door and put down my keys she'll be all, "you're acting so baked!!" And then I'm like, "how is that possible? I haven't done anything yet!" and then she'll be all, "so baked. AND you're paranoid about it." So, I was worried that Alison's notetaker would be all, "I'm noting that you're baked, and that you're this and that and etc," which would serve to induce those feelings in Alison.

Anywayz! Amusing article.

Posted by ROM on 04/18/2014 at 11:42 AM

Re: “Cross Me, Will Ya?!

Funny, I don't remember the bit in the bible where Jesus had two friends along to help him carry the cross.

I'd have more respect for them if they manned up, carried the cross all the way themselves, and then got nailed to it for a few hours.

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Posted by Stu on 04/18/2014 at 11:33 AM

Re: “A Strain for Every Brain

I had a great time at the Helium Comedy Club last night after consuming a bud of OG Kush.Thanks for the recommendation.

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Posted by pdxbuckeye on 04/18/2014 at 9:48 AM

Re: “A Strain for Every Brain

BUT WHAT OF THE EFFECT OF MARIJUANA ON FREQUENT MERCURY COMMENTERS? WHY WAS THIS NOT RIGOROUSLY TESTED?

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Posted by Commenty Colin on 04/17/2014 at 2:52 PM

Re: “Cross Me, Will Ya?!

Remember kids: If you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing!

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Posted by disastronaut on 04/17/2014 at 2:19 PM

Re: “Space Cakes and Beyond

or you can just eat buds like food. They dont chew well, taste funky and are hard to swallow but you can keep the wad in your mouth like its copenhagen and nobody knows the difference. EXCEPT YOU ARE BAKED BEYOND BELIEF.

the point is you want to be stoned. 2 hours of ingredients gathering and baking for 1 minute of ingestion and 5 hours of stoned ness? Cut to the chase already

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Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 04/16/2014 at 7:44 PM

Re: “A Strain for Every Brain

not smoking weed currently but this article made me feel high. Well done.

Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 04/16/2014 at 7:34 PM

Re: “A Strain for Every Brain

Probably shouldn't have admitted to letting him drive home, but I do enjoy the theme of the experiment.

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Posted by Melogna on 04/16/2014 at 3:17 PM

Re: “Drawing Distinctions

Hell yes! Let's all go. I'll see you there. I'll be in the penthouse at the corner booth Ayyy!

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Posted by Brandon Bwana Spoons on 04/09/2014 at 2:31 PM

Re: “How to Improve Your Dragons

Definitely just got a mental image of Chris Evans' chest eating dragons. Yeah, it was awesome, thank you for that.

Posted by Ginny on 04/07/2014 at 4:43 PM

Re: “Books! Versus! Show!

Well I haven't read the books yet, but I do generally tend to prefer a book over its adapted movie. HOWEVER, I can't trust a creeper who calls the Red Wedding a "sexy good time." And I do enjoy nudity, and looking at dragons. So consider me a bannerman for House Ned.

Posted by Ginny on 04/07/2014 at 4:37 PM

Re: “Books! Versus! Show!

I'm surprised that anyone who considers reading 1500 pages an accomplishment can even follow the show.

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Posted by PDXwahine on 04/03/2014 at 3:15 PM

Re: “The Erotica of Westeros

he also seems to love the pregnant ladies! at least, his characters seem to find pregnancy quite the turn on.

Posted by abt on 04/03/2014 at 11:20 AM

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