I am that guy because I have weak bladder. I will have to pee sometime during a show and then I will have to push your weak ass out of my way to get back to my spot. I am that guy because I can see and hear cars on my bike and for twenty years I have blown through stop signs without a close call ( I have had close calls because cars turn right). The rest of your gripes are there and they don't bother me cause I am not a bitch. I see you crying in your car in traffic as bikes fly past. Why are you that bitch?
There's two Johnsons on the team. Plenty of foreskin to go around.
Cala te pinche guajolote!
Quieres que te pongo unas putasos, pendejo!?
It would probably help to not have a buckled ass grill.
A giant cock probably wouldn't hurt either.
And maybe a lamborghini.
Stock and bonds.
I/A I love the way it's always said "if you don't like it quit"
Maybe the kids at home want a couple Christmas presents. If
they quit now that is'nt gonna happen. Yes and let's stick up
for the Suits that Play us like a Fiddle. Let's stick up for
B & E thugs that rip off presents from Charity Centers they
should'nt have had all those presents laying around right.
And Come On!! Comparing TV station employees with
Walmart slaves I don't think so. You've so empathetic.
Enjoy your Turkey.
Don't ask. I've learned this about women. Don't put them on the spot and say "so.. uhm, if you're free Saturday night I'd love to take you out to dinner". It sounds so antiquated and wack. Instead, just be assertive (which isn't the same as aggressive) and flat out say "I'm going to pick you up Saturday cause there's a seafood place in NW that's awesome, so be ready around 8 ok?" Just talk like the date is already in place, don't be some corn ball Mr Rogers about it because west coast women aren't into that old fashioned war era chivalry anymore. Treat em like a friend, like an equal, not some porcelain dove that needs endless finesse.
I'Anonymous,I can speak for a lot of girls and women. The right girl will not be advertising for a man. If you just be yourself, and hopefully have a great sense of humor,know how to ride a motorcycle and also be a great cook. Or don't ride a hog or cook, and keep yourself well groomed and love animals. Been married 30 years, and fell in love with the funniest,coolest guy. Remember,good sense of humor. When you aren't trying too much, you will meet your love. We married too young so they say,and still respect each other. Happy Thanksgiving.
Walmart is everyones favorite whipping boy of the moment. There really isn't one heck of a lot of difference between it and Target, but don't even try telling that to the self-rightous protesters.
Here's the thing dude: There are a few types of girls on these sites..here's the break down.
1. The pixie hipster broad
She's trying to pad her self esteem, she'll exchange emails but doesn't want to meet. She just needs people to admire her quirkyness. She's so proud she was able to move out here from the mid-west and reinvent herself with some dark hair dye, red lipstick and a pair of frames. And can you believe it--she paints and decorates her lampshades!! Eventually she'll settle down but it will be with your friend..after she dated him first, then you and then him again..There might be hope..the keyword (and they like it this way) is 'might'.
2. The single mom
She's probably a button pusher. Take your chances.
Her life has been better and more adventurous than yours. She works hard and plays harder! She rock climbs, skydives, travelled to Patagonia, Spain, Thailand and Bali and wants you to fucking know about it. Honestly lady--who hasn't--it's not who you are..try to stay focused. The problem with these ladies is focus--you being a guy in the city and the things you can offer her as a potential mate--they won't keep her interested. That's okay. Just move on..some people were meant to be nomadic
4. The swinger
Wishy washy about everything, bisexual or some other non-binary sexual orientation and will rock your socks off. Just make sure you are careful. This will be fun, you will get uncomfortable, assuming you're a square in the bedroom, and you'll fall in love with her..she will leave you for your friend. That is if you can wrangle her into meeting you for a drink.
5. The broke, young, drunk chicks.
Probably a safe bet if you're just looking for someone to accompany you to the watering hole. She'll rack up a tab like a Rolling Stone groupy. You will become her babysitter.. She'll end up so shit-faced you won't be able to respect yourself if you take her back to your place. The way to get her to come out with you should be obvious.
6. The Big Girls
Yep. And as an online dater you gotta love some home cookin'!! Offer to make her some dinner at your place and let the good times roll. Probably your best bet when it comes to women fishin on the net. Big girls are a lot of fun, usually have a better personality, or at least they should, and they don't mind getting down to business.
When it comes to getting a girl to meet up with you in person you have to first ween out the ones who are just on there to get their egos stroked. You might have missed that part dude. I don't know. But it's true, a lot of people have such low self esteem they put a profile up just to get attention. It's a tricky little game. Good luck and Happy Hunting!
"Barb receives this criticism at this volume and length because she is a woman."
Far as i needed to read. I don't need to look in a toilet to know it's completely full of shit.
Secret Aardvark is so good because they don't over-vinegar and over-salt it. You can actually taste the pepper.
Wow. Even by the standards of this shit festival here, you seriously deserve to be stomped to death and then eaten by dogs. Happy Thanks-taking, dick.
In some cases, it's something you're doing wrong. Since I'm not seeing any of your emails, I have no idea what that is, or how to remedy it.
In other cases, it's them freaking out about something that probably has nothing to do with you. You don't want to date them anyway. You're welcome.
Yes, you're clothed, but as a member of a barbershop quartet. Ditch the straw hat and you might have a chance.
I'm working on a sad opera cycle about the employees of Thai restaurants.
Steve, I want to see you all come out dressed like that but perform "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" instead. And you could do the same Burl Ives imitation, Big Daddy-O.
I like it, but not $50 worth.
I wish my life were so amazingly awesome that I had the time and energy to give a fuck about other people's pony tails.
I saw Madea gets rescued at Mt. Hood. If that Heidi and Bruno don't get the Academy somethings wrong.
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