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Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

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4 likes, 11 dislikes
Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 04/13/2014 at 11:09 AM

Re: “What Happened?

What is it about this week that's brought all the "quit being so negative, man" types to the I,A board? Why are you seeking out negativity if you find it so offensive? Go look at cuteoverload.com or some shit if you need warm fuzzies.

4 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by ForWhomTheBellTrolls on 04/13/2014 at 10:40 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

The fuck are you spite pissers drinking that your pee instantly kills grass?

20 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by ForWhomTheBellTrolls on 04/13/2014 at 10:37 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

Sounds like you're being the jerk, I Anon. What's the big deal about walking around his house in the street?

14 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Mrs. B. on 04/13/2014 at 10:32 AM

Re: “Gotta Cluck to Getta Fix

Cluck for a Canadian meds website

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Handsome McHaberdasher on 04/13/2014 at 10:32 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

I can't wait to read the post your neighbor writes, detailing his desire to tell you off every day he catches you gazing upon his yard work from your breakfast nook. This is all just so suspenseful.

15 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Handsome McHaberdasher on 04/13/2014 at 10:28 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

By "back porch" he means overturned Burnside Cadillac. By "mimosas", he means a warm Old English. Agree with Tod MClen- this is fantasy fiction for losers.

12 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 04/13/2014 at 10:21 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

Yeah, you are an asshole.

23 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by sensible shooz on 04/13/2014 at 9:29 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

Fake. Pee is not going to kill grass like that. At least make it somewhat plausible… sadly, my disbelief was not suspended.

28 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Doug_Banter on 04/13/2014 at 8:41 AM

Re: “I Love Angelina Jolie

Doesn't make my top 10 or maybe even 20 for babe of the year award. I guess we all have different tastes. I like her political and social aspirations though. I'd still kiss her too though, that's about it, for real.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Blows Duking on 04/13/2014 at 8:18 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

I thought I had issues.

25 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Blows Duking on 04/13/2014 at 8:17 AM

Re: “To the Lawn Mowing Fuckface of 24th

Non-Portlanders have sexual fantasies. Portlanders have tell-off-the-neighbors fantasies.

38 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by Todd Mecklem on 04/13/2014 at 7:34 AM

Re: “Gotta Cluck to Getta Fix

Hey Anon sorry for your predicament. Chunty's making a good point. You're laying your cards on the table, but this is unfortunately another example of honesty is not the best policy. If that Dr. detects you want a helper, his thumbs going down. A lot of Docs are talking to you while they're sailing on some chemical cocktails we've never even dreamed about. (the pricks!) The pot advisers mean well, but cripes I can't get anything done on that.

It's a catch 22. If you ask for it, you're not getting it. You've gotta let him diagnose you. I've had pretty good luck mumbling kinda loud in the waiting room. Make sure his receptionist hears you. When his nurse walks you into that closet and starts taking your blood pressure, be talking loud all the while even when she puts the thermometer in your pie hole. KEEP TALKING. She'll get the hell out of there, but KEEP TALKING. Be yapping when the Doc walks in, remember LOUD. If you start mumbling real low without missing a beat that will work too. Rehearse some real spacey things to say. There's a lot of good material in the I/anon comment archives. Some of these comment-"taters" are FLYING when they reply to these rants. Repeat a lot. I used to make a noise like "huyha huyha huyha every 10 words or so. Good Luck. Hope you get fixed up.

4 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Medicated Marine on 04/13/2014 at 5:11 AM

Re: “Oh, Crap. It's Time to Pay the Arts Tax! HAVE YOU DONE THAT YET?

Just fucking revoke the thing already.

Fuck the "street fee" too.

8 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on 04/13/2014 at 3:02 AM

Re: “It's Legal, but You're Still an Idiot

TAKE the LANE, man!

VOTE NO!*

*on fluoride chemicals

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by taiganaut on 04/13/2014 at 12:18 AM

Re: “Gotta Cluck to Getta Fix

Real response: Oregon doctors are insanely phobic about prescribing benzos for some reason. It's really nuts compared to the east coast. Half of them think you'll start shooting smack if you take a benzo 15 days in a row, kind of like looking into the mirror with a flashlight and saying "Bloody Mary" 3 times will totes bring the chick from The Ring to rain on your parade.

But guess what? ::pats pocket:: I have some little friends here. Now it DID help that I've been on 'em for 15 years already, so I can just say "well, it works, so let's fuckin' continue" and reasonable doctors will agree, but I've gotten static before from a couple pissant DEA-cowed fools who think that Buspar is useful for anxiety. lol.

The secret to finding a reasonable doctor who doesn't buy the TAKING ACID DESTROYS YOUR CHROMOSOMES type FUD on benzos? The older, the better. Get an ooold doctor. Silver hair is mandatory, white hair preferable. You'll be hooked up and relaxed in no time. Eventually the DEA will defrock the doctor for dangerous lapses in judgement (happened to one of mine) but that's not your problem, that's a problem created by a society which elects idiots who make things like the DEA. Get another older doctor and transfer the prescription - precedent is 9/10ths of the ease of getting some chill pills.

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Posted by taiganaut on 04/13/2014 at 12:07 AM

Re: “What Happened?

We got here because you live here. Specifically, I'm talking about Murrica.

Move someplace where people are genuine and don't live in chipboard cubes.

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Posted by taiganaut on 04/12/2014 at 11:49 PM

Re: “Oh, Crap. It's Time to Pay the Arts Tax! HAVE YOU DONE THAT YET?

This is without a doubt the most horribly conceived and worst implemented tax ever developed by humankind. I'd be happy to pay $35/year for arts in schools, if that's actually where it went, AND IF THE TAX WEREN'T AN UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING BOONDOGGLE.

Also - how is getting a measure passed, then saying OOPSIE WE FORGOT TO NOT REGRESSIVELY TAX PEOPLE MAKING LIKE $2 A YEAR, then changing 17 fucking things about it even legal? It's not the same tax that was voted for. What's to stop them from raising it to $350 next? Hyperbole? Maybe, but I've still never gotten a good answer on how city pols can do whatever they like with a measure that was passed that had, like, specific words in it and stuff.

6 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by taiganaut on 04/12/2014 at 11:46 PM

Re: “Good Morning, News!

It didn't feel good to pay a Mercury-endorsed tax? Explanation, please.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Todd Mecklem on 04/12/2014 at 11:30 PM

Re: “It's Legal, but You're Still an Idiot

I just mean, you're wrong. In terms of the way the law works when mixing vehicular modes for safety, and uh, stuff.

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by lithell on 04/12/2014 at 9:58 PM

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