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Re: “In other words or, how I learned to not be bigoted

I'm so all inclusive I hate you equally with all the other things that I hate.

9 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by JRRTrollkien on 08/25/2015 at 11:25 AM

Re: “About Last Night at White Owl...

Should have went to Plan B. Oh wait..

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Posted by kimchi on 08/25/2015 at 11:09 AM

Re: “About Last Night at White Owl...

I'm going to have to side with AI on this.

AI goes to the bar. Assert Dominance and knows what he wants to order. No hesitation.

Meanwhile snowflake in imaginary line gets pissy. Shouldn't have shown weekness and instead been assertive in your drink ordering.

Now use your boat shoes to pull your body to the edge of the bar.

Lean in and order that drink like a man.

Where did you learn to Bar?

Pussy Portland?

15 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by WarWar on 08/25/2015 at 10:54 AM

Re: “Good Morning!!

See? White capris and boat shoes arn't so bad.

11 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by WarWar on 08/25/2015 at 10:48 AM

Re: “Nostalgic Whiners

Steve Novick wants to charge a street fee and tax all the people forever.

The money gained from the taxes will barely pay for the collecting and enforcing of the taxes.

Finally the left over money will go to the roads.

Where did all the money we waisted on the CRC go?

Fuck Steve Novick and Fuck Street Fees.



Sorry Steve.
I love you.

10 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by WarWar on 08/25/2015 at 10:46 AM

Re: “In other words or, how I learned to not be bigoted

And rather than say "the Car hit the pedestrian"

we must say "the Driver of the car hit the pedestrian."

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Posted by WarWar on 08/25/2015 at 10:43 AM

Re: “Neighbors

With Netflix and People being rundown in the streets by people operating heavy machinery, Its a wonder they have not left their apartment forever.

Go back to sleep america.

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Posted by WarWar on 08/25/2015 at 10:34 AM

Re: “Good Morning!!

<3

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by eldepeche on 08/25/2015 at 10:26 AM

Re: “Nostalgic Whiners

I feel too old when I go swimming at Dabney State Park on the Sandy. Where is a mid-to-late 30s beach?

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Posted by shark attack mountain on 08/25/2015 at 10:24 AM

Re: “In other words or, how I learned to not be bigoted

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with my ant farm and sea monkeys colony. Don't forget about me!

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Posted by shark attack mountain on 08/25/2015 at 10:22 AM

Re: “Good Morning!!

I love the smell of meta-trolling in the morning.

9 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Thosearepeoplewhodied on 08/25/2015 at 10:16 AM

Re: “Nostalgic Whiners

^ Now that's embarrassing!!!

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Posted by SuperTrooper on 08/25/2015 at 9:59 AM

Re: “Good Morning!!

Sounds like you've discovered the pefect dosage of Xanax. Care to share with the rest of us?

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Posted by SuperTrooper on 08/25/2015 at 9:58 AM

Re: “Nostalgic Whiners

^ *punctuate

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Posted by awkwardly_squared on 08/25/2015 at 9:55 AM

Re: “Nostalgic Whiners

Hey you old people, get offa my lawn!

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Posted by Thosearepeoplewhodied on 08/25/2015 at 9:55 AM

Re: “In other words or, how I learned to not be bigoted

The future you refer to is never gonna happen. NEVER!!!!

Now kindly fuck off with these supid rants.

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Posted by SuperTrooper on 08/25/2015 at 9:55 AM

Re: “Nostalgic Whiners

The only thing I get nostalgic about these days is when I think back to a time when people knew how to write and puncuate properly. Those were the good ol' days for sure.

20 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by SuperTrooper on 08/25/2015 at 9:53 AM

Re: “In other words or, how I learned to not be bigoted

"Saying 'American' to reference Americans is also problematic..."?! Looks like it's your problem too.

9 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Thosearepeoplewhodied on 08/25/2015 at 9:53 AM

Re: “Nostalgic Whiners

EJ's would still have me.

13 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Farterie fusion on 08/25/2015 at 9:50 AM

Re: “The Brow

^ You leave Haley Joel Osment out of this. It's hard being a former child star.

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Posted by Satorical on 08/25/2015 at 9:48 AM

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