I'm so all inclusive I hate you equally with all the other things that I hate.
Should have went to Plan B. Oh wait..
I'm going to have to side with AI on this.
AI goes to the bar. Assert Dominance and knows what he wants to order. No hesitation.
Meanwhile snowflake in imaginary line gets pissy. Shouldn't have shown weekness and instead been assertive in your drink ordering.
Now use your boat shoes to pull your body to the edge of the bar.
Lean in and order that drink like a man.
Where did you learn to Bar?
See? White capris and boat shoes arn't so bad.
Steve Novick wants to charge a street fee and tax all the people forever.
The money gained from the taxes will barely pay for the collecting and enforcing of the taxes.
Finally the left over money will go to the roads.
Where did all the money we waisted on the CRC go?
Fuck Steve Novick and Fuck Street Fees.
I love you.
And rather than say "the Car hit the pedestrian"
we must say "the Driver of the car hit the pedestrian."
With Netflix and People being rundown in the streets by people operating heavy machinery, Its a wonder they have not left their apartment forever.
Go back to sleep america.
I feel too old when I go swimming at Dabney State Park on the Sandy. Where is a mid-to-late 30s beach?
I'm in a polyamorous relationship with my ant farm and sea monkeys colony. Don't forget about me!
I love the smell of meta-trolling in the morning.
^ Now that's embarrassing!!!
Sounds like you've discovered the pefect dosage of Xanax. Care to share with the rest of us?
Hey you old people, get offa my lawn!
The future you refer to is never gonna happen. NEVER!!!!
Now kindly fuck off with these supid rants.
The only thing I get nostalgic about these days is when I think back to a time when people knew how to write and puncuate properly. Those were the good ol' days for sure.
"Saying 'American' to reference Americans is also problematic..."?! Looks like it's your problem too.
EJ's would still have me.
^ You leave Haley Joel Osment out of this. It's hard being a former child star.
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