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Re: “I, Anonymous

I don't do yoga. I also date a yoga instructor. There have been exactly zero problems with this discrepancy since we've begun dating (it's been a year). I think Anon is the problem, not the yoga.

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Posted by Stephen Forbush on 12/16/2014 at 9:45 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

didn't read it but Best Everything Ass Fuck ever!

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Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 12/16/2014 at 8:53 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Bagels make me gassy. Seinfeld's okay, though.

Posted by Spaceman on 12/15/2014 at 11:16 AM

Re: “I, Anonymous

It's funny because you're trying to come off as superior and aloof, but instead you come off as a dateless loser who watches Netflix alone with a Cheetos-infused drool stain on their shirt.

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Posted by dogtrot on 12/14/2014 at 10:47 AM

Re: “I, Anonymous

...because god forbid we have separate interests in a relationship.

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Posted by Erika Ellis on 12/14/2014 at 8:44 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Inversion Plus Minus: I don't care if it is art. It's also rusted metal tacked together in two structures of embarrassment and shame. I live in a city that's hidden the piece of art named after the city, Portlandia, atop a second story eyesore that no one wants to look at. Meanwhile, we grab junk, weld it together, and drop it at the entrance to one of Portland's most iconic structures.

Posted by Joseph Lyons on 12/14/2014 at 4:15 AM

Re: “I, Anonymous

someone's got issues.

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Posted by Bryanna Hogan on 12/13/2014 at 4:25 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

All these stupid Portland daters. If you don't want to be in a god damned relationship, just don't be in one. That's respectable. What's not respectable is making a million Seinfeldian excuses why you wouldn't like someone in the future, which isn't even a real time or place. Deal breaker is someone who approaches unimportant differences or even differences that could create an opportunity of personal growth (OMG commitment phobes - personal growth??? Gross, right?) as deal breakers.

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Posted by Jamie Andersen Helton on 12/13/2014 at 4:03 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

Love it! Yoga's okay, but fuck outdoor sports and all that gear.

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Posted by Dave Taylor on 12/13/2014 at 2:16 PM

Re: “LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

I agree with Mr. Haberman -- if the trains just ran till 3 a.m. I could do the kind of drinking that Portland needs AND wants to be a successful, cosmopolitan town. Think about it business community -- multiply the three extra beers I'd have by the thousands and wala! You just paid for your kid's Ipid or pad or pod or whatever. I hate having to run out of the Roseland just as my fave guitar player is totally shredding so I can catch the line home. WE WANT THE DRUNK BUS!!!!

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Posted by Mr. Greener on 12/12/2014 at 2:34 PM

Re: “New Column!

I'd like to comment that the PBA has unwaveringly opposed the personal income tax, and continues to do so. Additionally, after opposing months of iterations on the business tax, the PBA is only now considering the current ingemination of that piece of the road improvement initiative. I think it’s best that you fact-check before engaging in political satire.

Posted by howdyfolks on 12/12/2014 at 1:14 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

I wanted them to name the Tilikum Crossing Bridge of the Todds.

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Posted by Todd Mecklem on 12/12/2014 at 10:46 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Why?

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Posted by JRRTrollkien on 12/12/2014 at 12:27 AM

Re: “Cannabuzz: The Week in Marijuana

It's rather self aggrandizing of you to rat out Eric Sten like this.

Posted by Damnable Wog Hemp on 12/11/2014 at 5:53 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

I wanted them to name the Tilikum Crossing LaMarcus Albridge but nobody ever listens to me.

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Posted by booyah25 on 12/11/2014 at 4:44 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

This one sucks.

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Posted by Ryan Sweeney on 12/11/2014 at 2:21 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

People still say "that would make a good band name"?

I thought "good band name" was replaced by ".tumblr.com," which has since been replaced by "hashtag"

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Posted by The Snuggler on 12/10/2014 at 4:33 PM

Re: “LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

@Red Diamond - That kind of 'peak demand' bottleneck is EXACTLY what Uber would fix. I don't agree that I can get a cab within 10 minutes, most times, but Uber drivers go on and off the clock with demand. Taxi drivers are a permanent, dedicated fleet, and that can't scale with rapid demand shifts. Uber can.

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Posted by Reymont on 12/10/2014 at 3:08 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

^^^Only if they're fat hipsters JRR.

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Posted by Grandpa Jack Bogdanski on 12/10/2014 at 8:34 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

If racism is officially over is it OK to still hate fat people?

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Posted by JRRTrollkien on 12/09/2014 at 2:20 PM

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