I don't do yoga. I also date a yoga instructor. There have been exactly zero problems with this discrepancy since we've begun dating (it's been a year). I think Anon is the problem, not the yoga.
didn't read it but Best Everything Ass Fuck ever!
Bagels make me gassy. Seinfeld's okay, though.
It's funny because you're trying to come off as superior and aloof, but instead you come off as a dateless loser who watches Netflix alone with a Cheetos-infused drool stain on their shirt.
...because god forbid we have separate interests in a relationship.
Inversion Plus Minus: I don't care if it is art. It's also rusted metal tacked together in two structures of embarrassment and shame. I live in a city that's hidden the piece of art named after the city, Portlandia, atop a second story eyesore that no one wants to look at. Meanwhile, we grab junk, weld it together, and drop it at the entrance to one of Portland's most iconic structures.
someone's got issues.
All these stupid Portland daters. If you don't want to be in a god damned relationship, just don't be in one. That's respectable. What's not respectable is making a million Seinfeldian excuses why you wouldn't like someone in the future, which isn't even a real time or place. Deal breaker is someone who approaches unimportant differences or even differences that could create an opportunity of personal growth (OMG commitment phobes - personal growth??? Gross, right?) as deal breakers.
Love it! Yoga's okay, but fuck outdoor sports and all that gear.
I agree with Mr. Haberman -- if the trains just ran till 3 a.m. I could do the kind of drinking that Portland needs AND wants to be a successful, cosmopolitan town. Think about it business community -- multiply the three extra beers I'd have by the thousands and wala! You just paid for your kid's Ipid or pad or pod or whatever. I hate having to run out of the Roseland just as my fave guitar player is totally shredding so I can catch the line home. WE WANT THE DRUNK BUS!!!!
I'd like to comment that the PBA has unwaveringly opposed the personal income tax, and continues to do so. Additionally, after opposing months of iterations on the business tax, the PBA is only now considering the current ingemination of that piece of the road improvement initiative. I think it’s best that you fact-check before engaging in political satire.
I wanted them to name the Tilikum Crossing Bridge of the Todds.
It's rather self aggrandizing of you to rat out Eric Sten like this.
I wanted them to name the Tilikum Crossing LaMarcus Albridge but nobody ever listens to me.
This one sucks.
People still say "that would make a good band name"?
I thought "good band name" was replaced by ".tumblr.com," which has since been replaced by "hashtag"
@Red Diamond - That kind of 'peak demand' bottleneck is EXACTLY what Uber would fix. I don't agree that I can get a cab within 10 minutes, most times, but Uber drivers go on and off the clock with demand. Taxi drivers are a permanent, dedicated fleet, and that can't scale with rapid demand shifts. Uber can.
^^^Only if they're fat hipsters JRR.
If racism is officially over is it OK to still hate fat people?
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