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Re: “Savage Love

You folks are morons, and gay people in training. Do yourselves and if you have children a favor. Just get divorced, and be single, and don't put everyone through it, just because you didn't sew your wild oats back in college. Don't any of you know the obvious? Only in Portland where the majority seem to treat one another like those fleshlights mentioned, would give you such crap advice. There are consequences to all actions people. When you look at "successful" swingers, they are usually in their sixties, married for almost forty years, and are bored to tears sexually, but both parties financially comfortable. If you don't have that time under your belt, well I've never seen people make it, at least ones who are honest with one another.

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Posted by John Shadwick on 09/29/2014 at 6:12 AM

Re: “One Day at a Time

I would pay big bucks to see Ms. Romano in a 3some with KimK and Kanyeaaaa!

Posted by Zlatanizer on 09/28/2014 at 6:30 PM

Re: “Cannabuzz: The Week in Marijuana

@Dry White Toast: Indeed! Do not fill the bowel so full.

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Posted by Graham on 09/27/2014 at 6:33 PM

Re: “One Day at a Time

Disrespect? I would pay big pesos to be whacked with that butt.

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Posted by Dry White Toast on 09/27/2014 at 6:25 PM

Re: “Cannabuzz: The Week in Marijuana

In theory a bong is supposed to be efficient, but smoke left is evidence of waste. Either use a smaller bowel, or don't fill the bowel so full. Personally, I prefer to French inhale off a small hit pipe.

Posted by Dry White Toast on 09/27/2014 at 6:22 PM

Re: “Cannabuzz: The Week in Marijuana

DO "blow out the smoke" to "clear the bong" with your mouth on the stem (where the bowl goes).
DON'T blow down through the top of the bong.

Posted by nwspirit on 09/27/2014 at 5:02 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

I hope phloem is pronounced "Floam™" but yeah slack lining does ruin trees which is why it is considered really rude to set one up without protecting the tree with carpet or a pad or even just a bunch of sticks that run parallel to the trunk.

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Posted by barfclops on 09/26/2014 at 6:03 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

hilarious and RIGHTONTHEFUCKINGMONEY. (I'm outraged at your lack of outrage about this outrage) seriously people if you care about Kanye enough to be offended by him or mention his name in any social context, then he's already gotten what he wants from you, like it or not. Kanye gets 4.5 out of 5 whocares as a musician and as a cultural figure. his shit is catchy but so is herpes. 👏

9 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Jaime Katherine on 09/26/2014 at 4:56 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

I mean, I can't really say anything back because you've decided you're only comfortable commenting when it's from a place of complete anonymity so... I don't know. Fuck you? Fuck you. Thanks for reading though! We appreciate the clicks!

10 likes, 15 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 09/26/2014 at 4:55 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck


Now I have this vision in my head: Dumpy ass, doughy white trust-fund kid driving around L.A. hollering Nbombs over and over...

Hold on to that sweet, sweet privilege, kid, hold on to it with both ham-grabbers for all you're worth.

8 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by dogtrot on 09/26/2014 at 4:42 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

You seem upset.

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Posted by Kim Warner on 09/26/2014 at 3:21 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

The idea that Kanye isn't a good musician because he married Kim Kardashian is so silly. Vanessa Bryant can't do shit, Kobe still went for 81.

17 likes, 14 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 09/26/2014 at 2:59 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

People read it and enjoy it and those who don't enjoy it constantly read it anyway and then come here and comment, fuckboiwagon.

16 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by Ian Karmel on 09/26/2014 at 2:58 PM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Can someone please tell me WHY this guy has a column?

19 likes, 15 dislikes
Posted by loveanddeath on 09/26/2014 at 9:58 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Ian, am I the only one who recognized that whole editorial as the trollishly inspired fabrication of a ranting deaf dumb kid that it is? You only left out the "leave Kanye alone!" bit.

8 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by Soul Reeper on 09/26/2014 at 3:26 AM

Re: “I, Anonymous

this ones actually funny! hahahhahahaha! It is gross- whether female or male. Its llike farting,- a little is ok and even funny in the right situation. But first date? run for the hills, dude! Imagine having sex with her! Sounds would be coming out of every orifice! Goin' down, get a burp. a deep kiss, a burp. Lets hope she isnt into anal! King Kong burp!

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Posted by Jeff Schwehr on 09/25/2014 at 6:24 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

That's a shame. With the proper equipment, placement, and trees, slacklines don't hurt trees at all.

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Posted by coolhandlou on 09/25/2014 at 4:54 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

Hey NERDS, First of all our abs are ripped and our hair is beautiful. Trees are not harmed by slacklineing, they are ruined by abrasion. What hurts the tree is the abrasion of the bark. Tree bark contains phloem, which transports large quantities of nutrients throughout the tree. Prolonged abrasion on the bark can lead to a sick tree. So just like IA, Its time for a pad. use some sort of abrasion protection to help safeguard the trees.

10 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by portlandur on 09/25/2014 at 4:41 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

I'm going to go out on a limb (har har) and guess that IA doesn't really care about tree health and just dislikes a group of people that he/she thinks are inferior. In other words, IA might be an asshole. And I'm not a hipster or a hippie.

13 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by MrPDX on 09/25/2014 at 4:13 PM

Re: “I, Anonymous

Hipsters and burners...meh

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Posted by portlandpolly on 09/25/2014 at 3:55 PM

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