Narrow Search

  • Show Only

  • Narrow by Date

Comment Archives: Last 30 Days

Re: “Shoddy West Coast Construction

Wrong weekly homeboy. Dr. Know at the Willamette Week answers the dumb out-of-towner-questions.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by ThatOneBrownGuy on 05/05/2015 at 2:46 PM

Re: “Cannabuzz: The Week in Cannabis

I lurv me some moonajoona.

Posted by stompcat on 05/05/2015 at 2:39 PM

Re: “Shoddy West Coast Construction

You just moved here didn't you, Little Button? Come on now, don't be bashful, you can tell us!

Posted by Allmamatter on 05/05/2015 at 2:34 PM

Re: “An Untimely Request

Here's a timely request...

Please rewrite this so it makes some goddamned sense?!?!?!?!

Posted by RickStevens on 05/05/2015 at 2:21 PM

Re: “Shredding Nostalgia

We must have overlapped at a bunch of those shows.

When they broke up (paused, took a really long sabbatical, hiatus, whatever), I was about as sad as I've been about a music group ending. I spent a while in the anger stage of mourning and didn't listen to their albums at all. Then I started listening again (but a bit grudgingly to keep my heart safe). Finally, I thought I had come to peace with it. AND THEN THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER. I couldn't be bothered to get tickets to their show since apparently I wasn't at peace with it -- how dare they not entertain me endlessly through my adulthood?!? But then I pulled myself together and listened to the new album. Which is great. So I'll probably get over myself and go to a show. If they have another one and I can stay up past 9pm and don't have to spend toooo much money. So I'm keeping my affection curbed -- which might be easier now than 20 years ago.

0 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by catbot on 05/05/2015 at 1:21 PM

Re: “Parkpocalypse Now

"Back in the 90s, the parking scene in Portland was great. I could park my car anywhere I wanted. It was even free to park downtown on the weekends! Now, the city's full of all these sheep who just moved here for the arts or coffee or whatever, and they totally ruined the great parking we had. Now I can't even park in the street directly in front of my house, if you can believe that. I'm thinking about moving to a town where they know how important parking is."

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by eldepeche on 05/05/2015 at 1:20 PM

Re: “Service Whackoff

We'd be having a totally different conversation if this post was about a Whackoff Service.

Posted by RickStevens on 05/05/2015 at 1:13 PM

Re: “Parkpocalypse Now

I'd expect late 19th Century and early 20th Century-built pre-auto neighborhoods with fairly narrow streets and many older homes without off-street parking to be great for parking a couple cars per household. What gives?

As bad as parking can seem in certain popular areas here though, I never seem to go more than like 5 minutes before I find a spot.

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Deezus on 05/05/2015 at 12:45 PM

Re: “An Untimely Request

This is terrible!!! (Still better than Karmel's columns, though.)

Posted by Todd Mecklem on 05/05/2015 at 12:36 PM

Re: “Parkpocalypse Now

"indigenous" = "moved here in 2013"

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Todd Mecklem on 05/05/2015 at 12:35 PM

Re: “Ungrateful Loser

I have a karmic speculum and I'm scheduling inspections. Who's first?

0 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Todd Mecklem on 05/05/2015 at 12:34 PM

Re: “Ungrateful Loser

I once found a wallet with 6000 bucks in it outside a strip club. Keep losing them wallets folks, thanks;)

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Phuzz on 05/05/2015 at 12:26 PM

Re: “Service Whackoff

let me help you. no, they don't carry it in your size. you have to special order them and pay extra by the square yard of fabric.

Posted by Phuzz on 05/05/2015 at 12:10 PM

Re: “The Eye

maybe you got brocolli stuck in your teeth

Posted by Phuzz on 05/05/2015 at 12:06 PM

Re: “Shredding Nostalgia

I'm still regretting throwing out all of grandad's old clothing. Would be soo in style now. But it reeked of formaldehyde from the funeral home he owned

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Phuzz on 05/05/2015 at 12:00 PM

Re: “Parkpocalypse Now

PLEASE CAN WE CHARGE FOR PARKING PLEASE

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by eldepeche on 05/05/2015 at 11:42 AM

Re: “Parkpocalypse Now

Not following why the car-driving immigrants took a boat to portland instead of just driving?

Anyway i am sure they will learn to look for the sign that says Park. Portland has plenty of parks. It beautiful place!

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 05/05/2015 at 11:26 AM

Re: “Falling Down

There is a kernel of truth in what IAnon says, but it misses the real heart of the problem:

I,Anonymous really reached a pinnacle with Irish Setter Gus and hasn't been the same since he left us. I think he chimed in with, what, 4 or 5 perfectly timed and toned comments and then disappeared (I heard a rumor he fell in with the wrong crowd freebases goose poop down in Laurelhurst park).

A little part of me breaks each time I click on a comment thread and don't see his dumb Irish setter face.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Babygorilla on 05/05/2015 at 11:16 AM

Re: “Ungrateful Loser

Have had a chain wallet ever since I lost $6000 in cash on my way to purchase a car. I'm glad the hipster fashion gods have cast them aside, again.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by disastronaut on 05/05/2015 at 11:15 AM

Re: “The Eye

Weird how you are checking to see if they are staring at you.

you creep me out, IA.

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by i'mrightyourwrong on 05/05/2015 at 11:13 AM

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy