Hello, where do you think conventional wisdom says glue comes from? Not to mention betting on races, you got a lot to learn IA
I'm going to start a food cart that only serves horse meat
More than one pair of shoes? Shoes just for the house? What kind if elitist bourgeoisie are you?
Was it good to get out of the rain?
“It's about how fucking annoying it is when people don't let you complain. How is that not clear?”
Except of course when your complaint is about Ian’s writing, in which case he’ll threaten to shove his dong in your mouth.
Tune in next week kids when Ian uses his power of the pen to reflect on the crisis in Gaza while describing his beat-off session lying on his back with a pair of used mail-order panties draped over his face. In which he will draw the analogy of his cock as a Palestinian rocket and his tubby as Israel’s Iron Dome. Climaxing into a rant about how the one glob of spunk that landed perfectly in his navel cavity was just like that epic 3-point shot Lillard made during the playoffs. Finally, as the flaccidity sets in, he’ll share that he’s convinced the owner of said panties most likely had beef brisket as their last meal before they were sent off. Which of course makes him hungry.
Actually, I have to correct myself here. When Ian masturbates I think it’s technically described as a “reach around,” but I’d have to defer to Dan Savage for confirmation.
Then stop reading my column. Go fucking make something that isn't a miserable internet comment.
I have no idea what house shoes are, but now I can't get the image out of my mind of some prize throwing a hissy fit in front a woman with gross short and little houses on her feet.
Horses truly steve no purpose. I just saw one posting pointless complaints anonymously on website.
I always base my rants on second-hand information from a "nice dude" I come across.
There should also be a no-post writing policy as well. But a full on blow job desk set aside for the masses to get blown.
Most of the poor who sleep outside spend several thousand dollars per year at the local super market with food stamps.
When the economy crashes due to World War causing shortages of gasoline, horses might come in handy to eat.
I will wash the dishes, you go have a beer.....
^^^ Agreed. They serve as much use as cows, without being quite as stupid as cows.
By the way, the preferred term is cattle.
Thanks, Reverend. I don't know that I have an answer to your questions, other than working to provide better services. If it wasn't an intractable fight we'd have it solved by now, and it's understandable the city wants to clear up unpleasant situations.
But I'm also unclear on precisely how this helps. The travelers come in the summer, largely, and much of this enforcement has occurred in January. And once a homeless person is released from jail, they still won't have a place to stay. The shelters are insufficient for the number of homeless people in Portland. It's true a camper might reach out to JOIN or another social services organization but, then again, they might not. So they're back on the street, the very day they were arrested, in the exact same situation except there's a new criminal charge hanging over them. Maybe this convinces people to squirrel away in some bushes somewhere instead of sleeping on the sidewalk, but there's been targeted enforcement in those areas lately, too.
You know what's more annoying than people not letting you complain? Listening to you complain.
I mean, do you want an honest answer to that question, uggers? Or do you just want me to tell you to fuck off?
When referring to meth-heads, while somewhat redundant, it's best to preface said reference with the term "toothless."
In order to qualify as a true meth-head, one must be missing at least 50% of their teeth. This can refer to overall number of teeth, or the percentage of actual rot.
Hey assholes, here's the deal:
Service Animals are trained to do certain tasks for their disabled person. You need to start with a very particular type of dog, then continue to train it as long as you have it.
Therapy Pets are for people with such problems as social anxiety, PTSD, etc. If you can't empathize with that, you're a total dick.
People who fake it with vests that aren't earned are also dicks.
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