I was gonna deride you
but I'll give you an extraordinary
if you'll cut the dude some slack—
he digs that peristalsensation!
Breaking news: office crank has weird problem with something innocuous!
@ pdxMB: CLEARLY YOU DID MISS THAT PART.
DID I MISS THE PART WHERE GOT RESPONSES NEED TO BE IN ALL CAPS?
I tend to lean anti-fluoride, which apparently makes me an idiot. That being said, I'm guessing dental health has more to do with the following factors:
1st,2nd, and 3rd: diet, dental hygiene, genetics, and, in a distant 4th, whether or not there is fluoride in the water.
Having a society addicted to sugar and corn syrup, and with criminally unequal access to basic medical care, makes arguing over fluoride seem like a false band-aid solution.
Luuuuuuke's back in Seattle? I thought he had moved to Brooklyn?
i was on board until techno came into the story. i don't care the time of day, if i can hear techno i'm about ready to ram feces into your mailbox.
fluoride is poison. you want it in your water? you're a fucking idiot.
an idiot who's about to have an even lower IQ when it hits the tap.
Portland and public bathroom passive aggression seem to go hand in hand. Maybe homeboy has ibs or some weird bowel issue and has to shit a lot? Don't always assume negative intent, it makes you look like a fatty boom batty twat face.
tapped? taped? college?
Thank you Jeff Simmons
When I'm deep inside of me
Don't be too concerned
I won't ask for nothin' while I'm gone
But when I want sincerity
Tell me where else can I turn
'Cause you're the one that I depend upon
Oh, for crying out loud... What Sugar Spill said.
We will not tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories!
Kiss your pearly whites goodbye, impoverished kiddies! Oh, how we hate you. Oh, how we absolutely loathe you and your fluoride-starved guts.
Tonight we raise a glass of extra-sugarified Riesling (because all of us anti-fluoridationistas can afford monthly dental visits) to toast to your imminent dental pain while twisting our mustaches and singing our praises to Goddess McCarthy, Hitler, and to our master strategist (and rising star in the Mercury commenting arena), An Inconvenient Tooth.
Maybe now we can finally get back to working on our real passions: outlawing vaccines, documenting chem-trails, trying to bring back smallpox, unmasking Obama as the Reptilian chancellor of the New World Order he really is, and debunking this 'global warming' nonsense that you libs keep harping about.
(Oh, stop your crying, kids, or you're going to get tears in that 32-oz. Mountain Dew you're sucking on.)
@SugarSpill: What is "bike culture"?
The notion of "I'm going to make noise and you have to come down and tell me if it's too loud" is the ultimate in passive aggressive.
Depends on how much money you make you could probably qualify some-type of government funded (OHP) or subsidized health care plan in 2014, just saying...
Oh yeah, just like how uhh.. someone totally threw a brand new Fleshlight at me. And I kept it, you know, as a joke (lol hahaha) and sometimes I even use it but I make sure everyone knows I DIDNT BUY IT, because in all honesty someone threw it at me. Brand new, totally unopened. I promise you I didn't buy it, or a penis pump. They were gently thrown at me. They were still in the wrapper. Please believe my story.
This, indeed! What about This? Why aren't we talking about This and the people who practice it more often?
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