Comment Archives: Last 7 Days
Re: “Professor Blastoff Live at Mississippi Studios”
it sold out crazy early. we put it in the paper this week in case people wanted to try to find tickets on craigslist, but it was sold out well before we went to press.
Re: “To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday.”
*sees headline*
That sucks that someone's cat got killed...
*reads "Hopefully now you'll decide to stop driving a car and get a bike for so many reasons including the amazing benefit of likely not killing anymore cats. "*
Really sucks that it wasn't the owner.
Re: “Slate: What's the Matter with Portland?”
A child lays on an exam table. There are doctors and loved ones all around. It is a scene of chaos. The child on the table violently convulses.
'Quick, get me a glass of water!' Says the doctor.
Someone runs to tap and fills a glass of water and hands it to the doctor. The doctor violently slaps the glass out of the persons hand.
'Goddamit! Not tap water! The fluoridated water!'
Person runs to a bottle of fluoridated water and fumbles trying to pry the cap off.
'Hurry!!!'
'I'm trying!'
The cap explodes off releasing a vapor. Fills glass and runs to give it to the doctor. Doctor administers fluoride water into dying child's mouth. The child convulses into seizure. You'd think there'd be blood but there's not. Suddenly everything goes silent.......
'He's....dead. It's too late. Too late. I'm so sorry', declares the doctor.
Everyone in the room turns solemn. Much grieving. Much crying. Much coulda, woulda, shoulda. Slowly, people begin to leave the room. It's so sad. A tragedy, the media would say. Then....
'*cough cough*' goes the young 8 1/2 yr old on the exam table.
'Wait!' cries the doctor! I think it's working! This child will live!'.....
Re: “Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts”
^ Texas.
Re: “Tonight: Meet Disjecta's Newest Curators”
Well, well: hello curators.
Re: “To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday.”
Only 1 in a 100 people are fucked up enough, to drive and just kill a cat for no reason! The driver was sorry i'm sure. The cat probably darted in front of their car, and they dont know where you live to say sorry, they're a stranger.
I saw my mom hit a cat once, she cried for two days.
(true story)
Re: “If You Survive the 9.2”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Randall…
Harry Randall Truman (October 30, 1896 – May 18, 1980) was a resident of the U.S. state of Washington who lived on Mount St. Helens and came to brief fame in the months preceding the 1980 eruption after stubbornly refusing to leave his home. He was the owner and caretaker of Mount St. Helens Lodge at Spirit Lake. The lodge was located at the south end of Spirit Lake at the foot of the mountain, and was in the danger zone at the time of the eruption.
Re: “My Least Favorite Piece of Misogyny This Week: Girl Friendship Edition”
No doubt that this is a sexist viewpoint, but I've heard it from women at least as often as men.
And it doesn't fucking matter who is perpetuating it because it's total gibberish horseshit. Anyone saying otherwise is a dark scientist in a lab, and their sexual orientation or gender is immaterial. Suggesting it is a story told by straight men just brings out the mansplainers, and we need them even less than we need potentially ill-conceived jokes in an article about a real issue of misogyny.
(This message proofread by my wife, to make sure I'm not being mansplainey myself. Heavens forbid.)
Re: “Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts”
Since when has a Pepsi can ever been 11" long?
Re: “To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday.”
Ever see a squirrel get hit by a bike? Can't imagine a cat would fare much better.
Re: “Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts”
If some buff Channing Tatum type dude got on the bus and let his pepsi can sized 11" dick hang out for the ladies to stare out you better believe I'd race home and mash out an angry IA about it. AND IT WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY INSECURITY AT ALL, RIGHT ANON?????????
Re: “Slate: What's the Matter with Portland?”
Ron here is the perfect example of why anti-fluoride zealots are ridiculed.
Re: “Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts”
Cooter. Wow.
Anonymous should kill herself then get a fucking car.
But she probably can't afford it with her disability check.
Suicide is the answer.
Re: “To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday.”
The problem with Portland is that you really can't tell when people are trolling...
Re: “Slate: What's the Matter with Portland?”
The head toxicologist of the EPA is an "Enemy of the State". Why? Because he called for more research on fluoride.
http://www.fluoridegate.org/the-film/
FLUORIDEGATE An American Tragedy:
How did the EPA respond?
They committed FORGERY – fabricated timecards
They committed DESTRUCTION OF EVEIDENCE – shredding documents
They committed OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE –
They conspired to cover-up the call for more research by terminating the senior toxicologist of the EPA
He took the EPA to court and won on all counts – except one, that he used the wrong pronoun. He used the word “we’d” when referring to EPA’s activities instead of “EPA”
The senior toxicologist then had to sue the EPA for HARRASSMENT – and won the case.
Re: “Slate: What's the Matter with Portland?”
Fluoridation chemicals, or drugs, or whatever one wants to call them are in non-compliance. Not with the FDA or even the EPA but with the National Sanitation Foundation International. The NSF was handed the hot potato years ago to approve water treatment chemicals and wrote the rules. Here's the kicker, they require 20+ toxicological studies that must be provided by the manufacturers just to apply for certification. The NSF does NOT have ANY of them and neither do the repackagers or the manufactures.
1. Ask for the ANSI/NSF Standard 60 Health Effects document.
2. Locate the all the toxicological studies, in that document, that are required for certification of the product to be in compliance with said document.
3. Demand a list of the original studies and all the data collected. Provide copies of the original, dated documents used to obtain and maintain NSF/ANSI Standard 60 certification
4. Present them. Publish them or provide a source where everyone can see for themselves if their chemicals, medicine, or drugs are "safe and Effective".
Provide copies of the original, dated documents used to obtain and maintain NSF/ANSI Standard 60 certification
obtain, for each quantity of fluoride acquired to fluoridate public drinking water supplies, a batch-specific certificate of analysis that represents the complete composition of the formulation of the undiluted raw fluoride substance, in percent or parts by weight, for each chemical and contaminant in the batch.
Re: “Portland as Fuck”
Insurance I could actually afford...I miss those days.
Re: “Cooter Flashing Mini Skirts”
'Sup slut shaming woman hating (I'm guessing)gay dude? Why are you so scared of what's in there? Do you think we have a giant facehugger like in Alien in our cooters?
Re: “To whomever splattered my girlfriends cat Friday.”
I feel sorry for your loss. Without my kitty I think my life would be less fun and ridiculous.
However, pushing bike culture onto people because your cat was accidentally hit by a car is just silly. It's tragic but you bear part of the burden of guilt.
Cats are on the list of 100 most invasive species. The Humane Society and majority of shelters will tell you to keep your cat inside, because they decimate the lil local eco-system in your backyard.
Our little sweeties are evil little pleasure killers. Science. Seriously. Keep your cats indoors if you live in a urban area.
I keep my current cat inside. Because I had an indoor/outdoor cat and she was hit by a car.
RSSGoing to Seattle?
Re: “The Big Dismount”
Police horses are a bain on society. Have you ever seen the huge craps they take? Do the police officers ever clean it up? HELL NO! So yay, we get huge land mines of horse shit on the sidewalks; where people actually walk on, you know pedestrians?! Its perfectly okay for police officers to not clean up their horse shit, then it gets smeared all over the sidewalk from traffic. I'm sure all those people that walk through the smeared wet horse shit are just thrilled to have mounted police strolling around. Ugh, you people are terrible.