The Wedding Weekend is probably the longest commercial for the cheapo wine Arbor Mist that you will ever see. Excited yet? No? Well, let me tell you more!

In The Wedding Weekend, a group of affluent thirtysomething men and women get together for a weekend in the Hamptons to relive the glory days of their youth. That sounds good, right? But wait, it gets better! (By which I mean it gets worse.) In their college days, these guys formed an a cappella group—on purpose! So for one weekend only, they reunite their little group to sing at a friend's wedding. Isn't that precious? And you know what else? They sing a John Mayer song! And a Ben Folds song! (Okay, I like Ben Folds, so this is, in fact, a travesty.) And then, one guy almost punches his wife in the face and later attempts suicide with a revolver! Oh, ha! What fun!

The Wedding Weekend is basically the exact opposite of Noah Baumbach's excellent Margot at the Wedding; as the anti-Baumbach, it's just a hot mess of a film and a waste of your time. Do not go see this movie under any circumstances—unless you like Arbor Mist commercials, in which case, have at it. Just keep your strawberry grigio breath away from me, please.