The best damn science museum we've got!
This big box of a sports bar in Milwaukie doesn't have a million big screen TVs but they do have 2 shuffleboard tables, a number of pool tables, dartboards and arcade games as well as hot greasy food with which to soak up all that booze.
Quaint decorations, like tables hanging from the ceiling, give you something to look at, and board games are available to occupy folks while they wait for their pizza. Choose from a wide selection of toppings and visit the extensive salad bar and fill yourself up.