AlaskanNow 
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Born in Newport(possibly conceived at Disneyland-I'm told that my family is still banned from the Matterhorn), in economic exile in Southeast Alaska since 1982, planning… More »

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Occupying my own reality until pepper-sprayed by yours

Updated on January 10, 2012 at 2:03 PM

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Re: “One Day at a Time

Shouldn't a "threatening heart-to-heart" more like a "knife-to-heart"?

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 04/03/2014 at 1:42 PM

Re: “Sharpee Thief

Next time, stick one of your asscrack "Sharpee" in the thief's Slurpee.

That act would truly bring the universe into harmony.

4 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 02/20/2014 at 5:55 PM

Re: “One Day at a Time

Shouldn't that be "smack the shizzle out of the carizzle apizzle machizzle drizzle fizzle" of, "Bizzle"?

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by AlaskanNow on 02/20/2014 at 5:46 PM

Re: “Ball Sacks Aren't for Kids

Why does it matter if the dongs were "uncut"? The scenario was icky enough without specifying that. Is "Anon" saying he'd have had no issues with what "dumbass dad" did here if only the other naked guys were all circumcised?

7 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 02/20/2014 at 5:38 PM

Re: “Fruit Punch and Rebel Girls

Someone should create rock musical from this story, in the same way that Rob Rosenthal did with the Seattle General Strike.

Carrie Brownstein...you could do this.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 01/11/2014 at 11:24 PM

Re: “Staunch Vegan

That should be "hold", not "hole" in that last sentence. I never wanted to give anyone the image of "holing" Hitler-and if that thought turns anybody on, THE REST OF US DO NOT WANT TO KNOW...OK?

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Posted by AlaskanNow on 12/19/2013 at 12:53 AM

Re: “Staunch Vegan

Actually, Hitler cheated on his vegetarian diet all the time...people got him to eat liver dumplings(which sounds like the sort of thing Hitler would like).

It's no more fair to hole Hitler against non-carnivores than it is to hold Rob Ford against all crackheads.

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Posted by AlaskanNow on 12/18/2013 at 10:55 PM

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