AlaskanNow 
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Born in Newport(possibly conceived at Disneyland-I'm told that my family is still banned from the Matterhorn), in economic exile in Southeast Alaska since 1982, planning… More »

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Occupying my own reality until pepper-sprayed by yours

Updated on January 10, 2012 at 2:03 PM

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Re: “Duggar Family Values

Then again, would we want the Duggar kids to have sex AFTER marriage? Is it worth the risk of any of THAT DNA being passed on?

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by AlaskanNow on 11/15/2014 at 5:26 PM

Re: “There's Nothing Better

Also, you should keep applying yourself "tell" you learn correct spelling. If you ask someone for a "jerb", they'll probably just think you're some sort of pervert.

3 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 11/13/2014 at 1:38 AM

Re: “One Day at a Time

Canseco was trying to clean FOUR GUNS AT THE SAME TIME?

Jesus...what did he have planned for that weekend?

2 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 11/13/2014 at 1:33 AM

Re: “There's Nothing Better

Uh, "Anon", when you say "Throw some swiss cheese on that bitch", are you still talking about your "sammich", or did you just give us a hint that we should call the cops?

4 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 11/13/2014 at 1:28 AM

Re: “There's Nothing Better

Essentially, "Anon" is bragging about making himself a shit sandwich.

I'm guessing it's locally-sourced shit.

5 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 11/13/2014 at 1:25 AM

Re: “One Day at a Time

Next week, we'll learn that Shia's stalker plagiarized the Albert Einstein thing.

Posted by AlaskanNow on 10/01/2014 at 10:26 AM

Re: “Everything as Fuck

Peggy Jones Coquet:

Uh...the Columbia and the Willamette? You live in Portland and you didn't know that?

12 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by AlaskanNow on 09/04/2014 at 10:55 PM

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