Born in Newport(possibly conceived at Disneyland-I'm told that my family is still banned from the Matterhorn), in economic exile in Southeast Alaska since 1982, planning…
Occupying my own reality until pepper-sprayed by yours
Cogen and Manhas "had sex on the return trip" from Salem to Portland....were they on the Talgo train?
If so, did they at least clean up the handicapped bathroom when they were done?
Why didn't they call it "No Boinking Gwyneth"?
And make up your mind already about which direction your combover gets combed.
re: "Mommy Dearest" letters: as long as you are in handcuffs, what difference does it make if your hands are in front of you or behind you? You're not gonna get away at that point no matter what.
It's the vegans that will REALLY take this the worst.
Gee, "Anon", how very Portland-aggressive of you.
Here's to the happy couple.
May this ceremony be possible in Portland by January, 2015.
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