AlaskanNow 
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Born in Newport(possibly conceived at Disneyland-I'm told that my family is still banned from the Matterhorn), in economic exile in Southeast Alaska since 1982, planning… More »

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Occupying my own reality until pepper-sprayed by yours

Updated on January 10, 2012 at 2:03 PM

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Re: “New Column!

"Am Hulk...Got Bulk...Get used to it!"

Posted by AlaskanNow on 06/16/2013 at 1:43 AM

Re: “One Day at a Time

I'm guessing that Drake refused to commit vaginicide.

Posted by AlaskanNow on 06/13/2013 at 2:49 PM

Re: “I Don't Want to Hear About Your Period. Period.

ForWhomTheBellTolls: Damn, you sort of beat me to it. I was going to suggest that Anon respond to the period talk by going into excessive detail about her digestive problems-right before lunch, if possible.

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Posted by AlaskanNow on 06/13/2013 at 2:41 PM

Re: “Dear Nike, Go Fuck Yourselves (Collectively)

Phil Knight, is that you? Log off buddy, you're posting drunk again.

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Posted by AlaskanNow on 05/15/2013 at 4:47 PM

Re: “One Day at a Time

As to the Mercedes RiRi is planning to give Chris Brown...y'know, a million bucks can buy a LOT of optional features...such as non-functional brakes-if you catch my meaning.

Posted by AlaskanNow on 05/14/2013 at 12:54 PM

Re: “I Agree With Vagina Rant

By "I Agree With Vagina Rant", did you mean that you agreed with someone else's rant about Vagina, or that you agreed with a rant posted BY a Vagina?

Clarity is important in titling.

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Posted by AlaskanNow on 04/30/2013 at 3:15 PM

Re: “PETS: A GENERAL INTRODUCTION

The chihuahua puppy standing underneath the big dog is about ten seconds away from a fatal snakebite...poor little bastard.

Posted by AlaskanNow on 04/11/2013 at 4:53 PM

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