1) He won't apologize to people he has not affected through having an affair that is none of their goddamned business! Meanwhile, the Tea Party wants to dismantle the country into a conglomeration of dictatorial monopolies, the Republicans as a whole continue their forty-year crusade that has resulted in wage stagnation for three-fourths of workers and murdered the American Dream, standing firm on the principle that the poor must suffer and starve and beg for whatever pittance an employer deigns to give them.
2) Cogen may have helped someone close to him! News flash! JFK made his brother attorney general! So you know those two hit it and hard! Also: Money buys votes! Lobbyist groups write their own legislation, verbatim! But: They don't fuck these bills, so it's no fucking concern!
3) Cogen had an affair, goddamn it! And that affects his job even if it doesn't/didn't because it's a kinda-scandal that has nothing to do with the NSA storming the National Archives, pissing on the Constitution and rendering the Bill of Rights as eloquent and meaningful as George W. Bush speaking off-script. And it certainly isn't the an expose on the plunge off shit mountain my country has taken in the last forty years, which has culminated in invested paper money being taxed far less than flash-and-blood human beings! Yes! Your goddamned country treats goddamned paper better than us fleshbags! It's our fault for wanting food and health care and stuff to let us live!
4) Finally: Cogen had sex with someone other than his wife! Making him exactly like fifty percent of spouses! The motherfucking cad piece of fucking shit! Cogen did favors for those close to him! They didn't rise to the level of farting in closed session, according to normal parliamentary procedure! Cogen's ordeal reflects a vapid, idiotic, ostrich-flock that tsk-tsks its way toward a deepening love of Big Brother.
5) Cogen had sex. The NSA has rescinded the reasons to love this country. And some Britons had a fucking baby!
Which obviates any need to discuss the fact your life will be ever-more awful throughout your life, that your childrens' lives will begin where your suicide left off and plunge further into Monopolistic Free Market Capitalism. All reaping the freedom won through steadfast, willful ignorance and the home of the brave bravely sacrificing themselves on the altar of bringing brown-skinned people to some island retreat called justice.
PS: Slight increases in taxes on the wealthiest .1% will guarantee all so-called entitlement programs. And so this country elects evil, jowly, ashen sons of segregation who swear such assholes, who create and contribute nothing to anything, are job creators!
PPS: That is, America, the majority of you are so fucking goddamned stupid you deserve just what you get. Just acknowledge I deserve asylum from your disgusting idiotscape.
Fuck all of you.
Daniel Bradley Macklin
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