Plucked from the sweet rose of earth.
this i anonymous has a hitler moustache on their soul
Katy perry can sing whatever she wants in that dress.
This is not a scandal! The only scandal is the scandalization of what is only a pure act of eros, or innocent sex with a young male. Ha ha ha.
I don't care what these bearded fellows are hiding behind their beards, I'm interested in what's inside their beards. Twice a day you should be checking your beard for termites or other infestations, and this goes for pubic beards also, because that is the most hygienically significant place on your body. And who's to say the women aren't "hiding" something in their beards, deep down inside? The moustaches on women are invisible all but when they pencil them on for a fun day at the park or somewhere else, however that doesn't mean the bugaboos inside them are invisible too! Everyone's wearing a beard, and maybe even our children! But who bearded our children? We did it ourselves!
I want to reach down off the top of this mountain of a beard and no longer eat it with a spork and feed it through to my poor belly like sand to the starved, I want to slide down it on a door at very fast speed and rescue our children! Yeah! Who's with me?
Thank you for your input anonymous, I think someone will notify the committee of pretension in portland and they will have a debate or something.
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