OK, "creating false glamour" wasn't the most brilliant way to phrase that... I laughed when I saw your post title. :)
I'm playing my violin... It must be so sad for you all. I'm excited to go to bars again without coming home smelling like a friggin' ashtray and coughing my head off. Sorry, I guess I should be more sensitive. You could always try putting a dick in your mouth to placate your oral fixation. ;-)
Whatever! You're creating some false glamour to cover your basic addiction...
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