Reverend Bite Me 
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Re: “Portland Does Not Hate You

Nothing says "we won't harm the trails" like an army of 200 spandex clad mountain bikers.

They are driving to Riverview in their Subarus after whining about how they couldn't ride to any single track areas.

The white, the entitled, the bike supremacists.

11 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 03/25/2015 at 8:53 AM

Re: “We Have Our First Challenger! Nick Caleb Says He's Running Against Commissioner Steve Novick

Based on his involvement with Hart Noecker and his cult-like following, Nick Caleb is not ready for prime time.
Well-spoken, but old enough to know better when it came to Hart Noecker and his bizarre jihad against cars.

I welcome the third challenger- Teresa Raiford? Maybe Eric Fruits could run, and let Novick and Caleb split the stupid vote.

13 likes, 6 dislikes
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 03/12/2015 at 8:58 AM

Re: “Bike Share's Delayed Again, But PBOT's Director Guarantees a 2016 Launch

We could sweep all the lies Leah Treat tells into a big pile and use it to fill all the potholes in Lents.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 02/15/2015 at 9:38 AM

Re: “You're Straight, I'm Not. Robots that Whiz.

South Portland?

8 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 02/12/2015 at 7:52 AM

Re: “Rage Driver

Love the "field of dicks." Imagine a field full of dickish bike nazis, clad in spandex, mumbling about smart growth. In the middle: the original poster, the biggest/smallest dick.

And the rage driver, naked, laughing ....

0 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 01/29/2015 at 9:56 AM

Re: “Rabbits Make Horrible Pets

This is what comes of teaching a ferret to type.

12 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 01/27/2015 at 12:18 PM

Re: “LIVE BLOG! The Street Fee! The Kobayashi Maru Edition!

McCollough is putting forth a herculean effort to keep Novick honest.

In all seriousness, the PBOT data was the worst
work product I have ever seen from a professional. You wouldn't last ten seconds at Nike with a report like that.

I am grateful for McCullough, and I think he has meaningful support.

He is clearly a smart man with math skills. Not sure why
PBOT is tasked with finding the exact tax source- they should create a budget and the people who are expert in revenue matters can craft something that we can hold our nose and vote for. PBOT does quite a few things that are amatuerish. Perhaps they should concentrate on fog seal
and let the revenue department folks craft something practical.

SE Uplift is pretty representative of the SE community, IMHO. The NA appear to be backing him. Not saying that he is the alpha and omega of representing every single neighborhood city-wide, but he is considered a mainstay
here in SE. I think that he should get some credit, only fair. He is at least "pretty" representative.

Also- I challenge you to name someone more representative of SE.

As for the energy work- I don't know. If he was hired by Enron to make Enron's case- whateva. They were gonna get a consultant to say X. Just like when there's a lawsuit. Both sides make their best case and (on a good day) the truth comes out.

It's like when you work for PBOT and your job is to make all sorts of convoluted excuses for all sorts of breaches of the public trust. Hate the game, not the playa.

Besides- people change. People can be right about x and wrong about y. Except for me- god has ordained me.

Anyway- thanks for 2 opposing viewpoints. I ain't in attack mode. Have yrselves a nice weekend, PDXhills & Eupho. We gotta talk this thing out and I don't mean my comment as smack. If you will talk to me politely I'll be as nice as pie and maybe there will be actual communication. I don't think either one of your comments were db. Peace out.

2 likes, 2 dislikes
Posted by Reverend Bite Me on 01/09/2015 at 4:01 PM

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