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Re: “Blogtown Somehow Overlooked...”
When sanity is still national you'll-never-believe-this-"news," I'll stick with pessimism.
I couldn't even begin to watch the second video. (Too many gaywads.)
Re: “This Week's Mercury Music Section”
"Soul patch" is an especially apt description of the Everclear boys' tangible expression of personal soul quotient. With me so far?
For example, Joneser can never be in Everclear because she's a Soul Sasquatch (or Soulsquatch).
Re: “Letters to the Editor”
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS - I THOUGHT CRAWFORD'S DEATH OCCURRED BECAUSE HE WAS MUGGED AND LEFT INJURED IN THE STREET TO BE RUN OVER, WHICH COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE WHO GETS MUGGED, BIKE OR NO. WHY IS EVERYONE SHOEHORNING THIS INTO A BIKE-CAR THING?!
I save my rare all-caps posts for situations just such as this one. Please, please someone explain why we've all decided to ignore witness accounts that Crawford was mugged, and decided to believe instead that he was hit because he was biking in the road.
Re: “Bicycle Race”
SO TRUE! I've noticed black people are also mysteriously underrepresented at Phish shows, Vespa dealerships, and "Be Your Dog's Midwife" courses. It's probably all related to their lack of health consciousness and fear of police, though.
Re: “End Hits' Musical Tribute to Portland Strip Clubs (Part Two)”
How about the Pistols' "God Save the Queen?"
Re: “Acceptable?”
VERDICT: Fine for outdoor activity to be used like aqua socks, but completely unacceptable anywhere else (just like aqua socks).
Re: “Dick Cheney/Sarah Palin 2012?”
Can you vomit from anger?
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