themme 
Member since Jan 28, 2009

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Updated on January 28, 2009 at 10:50 AM

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Re: “Voodoo Doughnut

Who'd a thunk a business model centered around middle school innuendo, cereal, bacon, the phallus, and feeding drunkards after midnight could be become a Portland institution.

Oh wait.

Much (too much?) talk has been paid to the signature bacon maple bar, while overlooking what is (IMHO) Voodoo's true gloire: The Apple Fritter. It's gigantic, it's decedant, it's um - apple-y?

The counter staff seem to hate life. And I really can't blame them, given the epic level of asshatery that they deal with. So just getchyer doughnut and get the eff out, okay?

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Posted by themme on 06/14/2009 at 4:24 PM

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The drunken nonsense that you deal with downtown is rarely of the sauced up street person variety. It's more the douche bags stumbling out of Kells/Dirty/Dantes.
I live downtown and will be damned if I have start crossing a bridge to buy wine.

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