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Re: “Win Tickets to the Portland International Beerfest!”
last night at work, a douche bag told me i was an awful server for not getting him water. water is self serve. so i went home and had a PBR. it wasn't nearly strong enough to make me believe in the goodness of humankind again. i could use something....stronger.
Re: “Anti-Fur Protest”
No no no, fur thongs are merkins just because....there i no other use for a fur thong. Court knows how I feel about merkins (*only to be used after Merc crabs outbreak). I'll have to wear my merkin shirt she got me to the gym again tomorrow.
Re: “Win Tickets to Arcade Fire!!!”
You pick, I'll either wear the dinosaur costume or the chicken costume.
Re: “Seattle Will Try Out (Doomed to Fail) Bike Sharing Program”
@ajnpdx, why does it matter if the bikes are pretty or not? Maybe ugly bikes will disswade people from taking them? Or maybe not everyone on a bike is trying to look like a SE cool kid?
If Copenhagen can do it why can't we?
Re: “Mercury Employees: Learn this Dance by 4 pm.”
Hey Steve, if I learn it can I be an intern again?
-Your favorite rhyming intern ever (Molly)
Re: “The End of (Intern) Days”
Dear Jane,
I'm sorry my sister never did your portrait to put on the wall after you won my Cupcake Competition. I did very much enjoy our overlapping 2 weeks of internship and wish you all the best. Also, you are hilarious and I love/agree with your staff descriptions.
Re: “Win Tickets to See Band of Horses and She & Him!!!”
ummm....
Ezra? Did I win?
RSSGoing to Seattle?
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