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Re: “Acceptable?”
Do you have to buy socks with toes, too? What a rip.
Posted by Gorilla Monsoon
on November 16, 2009 at 11:41 AM
Re: “So, About KUFO'S New Hosts”
What is this "radio" you speak of?
Posted by Gorilla Monsoon
on October 28, 2009 at 10:31 AM
Re: “Well, Fuck. Cort and Fatboy Just Got Fired.”
Focus groups and market testing have determined that local radio listeners want one thing and one thing only: Phil Collins.
Posted by Gorilla Monsoon
on October 26, 2009 at 12:31 PM
Re: “I Can't Believe I Missed Pro-Life Cupcake Day!”
Hey kids, you want a birthday? You can have mine from last year. I got smashed on rotgut vodka, sucker-punched by a bouncer at a titty bar, and broke two teeth after I fell down a flight of stairs. Oh yeah, and I barfed all over my girlfriend's car. She left soon after. Birthdays. Who needs 'em?
Posted by Gorilla Monsoon
on October 12, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Re: “Richmond Fontaine Cancels Tonight's CD Release Show at Dante's”
Get him a boilermaker, STAT!
Posted by Gorilla Monsoon
on October 9, 2009 at 11:58 AM
Re: “"Democrats Have To Have Guts."”
Geez, it's about time some in the Democratic majority grew a pair.
Posted by Gorilla Monsoon
on October 1, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Re: “Stupid Fucking Credulous Hack of the Day: An Illuminating Email Exchange”
So he was basically asked by his editor to do a lame job of reporting?
Posted by Gorilla Monsoon
on October 1, 2009 at 11:19 AM
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