Good riddance to that Portland as Fuck column.
Oh shit, I forgot! Bicycles are only for card-carrying hardcore jerk-offs like you who are members of the Superiority Club. I guess summer isn't for enjoying the nice weather with leisurely bike rides. Next time, everybody will part like the Red Sea and let you use the Esplanade like it's I-5 for bikes.
WHY IS THAT POST OFFICE SO DAMN BUSY?! They have one person at the counter for a line out the door. Its faster downtown, for crying out loud!
Delete your facebook. I had the same complaints and that's what I did. No regrets. Then you don't have to rant about it here.
Son of a bitch. I've noticed chicken bones strewed around my neighborhood while walking my dog - luckily my dog drops on command. If this is you: FUCK. YOU.
I don't get it.
This is amazingly awesome. And this song....it's still so annoyingly catchy. GAHHHHHH
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