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Re: “Snot Rocketeers Strike Again

Look "Rick" it's clear you are a Dick, just by another name. So, grab a mirror and go smoke yourself.

1 like, 8 dislikes
Posted by jollypessimist on 03/09/2014 at 2:33 PM

Re: “Portland Fakers

Wow, bro bro. Don't you have anything else to do with your free time?

15 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by jollypessimist on 03/09/2014 at 11:31 AM

Re: “Snot Rocketeers Strike Again

How quaint that I happened to read this rant. Twas I who was using the phone to plug one nostril as I snot rocketed on you Mr. loogie-knee. I briefly thought of apologizing at the time but instead had to force myself not to laugh. So, here's to you, knee of green goo. *insert emoticon of me snot rocketing here*

3 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by jollypessimist on 03/09/2014 at 11:29 AM

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