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Re: “Cop Union Running "No Confidence" Vote on Sizer And Saltzman”
Let's hold a street gathering to protest the police union! We can take bets on how many unarmed people will be arrested or killed!
Re: “Cop Union Running "No Confidence" Vote on Sizer And Saltzman”
Shiiiiiiiiiit.
Looks like the seething rifts and stinking underbellies are going full frontal.
Plan!
Re: “BREAKING: City Claims Controversial New Defense In Chasse Death, of “Excited Delirium.””
Yes, he died with excited delirium, all right. As in, excited delirium...then brain death from suffocation/insufficient oxygen due to lung being speared and punctured by those sharp pointy tips of those multiple fractured ribs...
These fucking monsters have absolutely NO shame.
You know, I have a minority view on religion. I am an avowed agnostic who also thinks that the riddle of existence is so profound and terrifying that taking ANY other position other than agnosticism amounts to hubris.
That said, I hope right now that hell exists and these guys who crushed Chasse rot in it.
Re: “Shameless Self Promotion”
Beyond pathetic. All that chatter with the Larson military kid taking up, like, 20 times the time it took Randy Leonard to answer/(avoid, actually) the question...
HOW THE FUCK is it possible that the cops who killed Chasse will get two weeks vacation?
Enough to vomit on the laptop and emigrate.
Re: “The Future of PDX Media: Of Ethics & 'Randyland.'”
Everyone's just too high-minded around here. My only reaction to reading the article was, gosh, they must have some real dirt waiting in the wings. But for now, they just need to INTRODUCE the ignorant populace to Randy Leonard, and make it sizzle as much as possible so the lambs will read it, poor dears.
I was sitting in the Pearl Bakery enjoying a tuna sandwhich with my kid when I saw and read the article. To confirm my musings, I asked the girl at the next table-
hey, what do you think of this guy? pointing to the cover picture.
who?
randy leonard, city commissioner
oh, kind of renegade, right?
right.
I have finally pinpointed my relationship to Portland, and how I see her.
Marilyn Monroe, circa 1959.
Intelligent, charismatic, beautiful, blinded, and doomed.
Re: “Ron Tonkin Says Mannix Aide Contacted Him About Recall "Six Or Seven Weeks Ago"”
@Matthew D
Fine. By your logic, 20% are sick of Bill Sizemore and petitions in general, therefore they lie about their residency to get out of saying "no". But it is pretty easy to say no to recalling an elected official, compared to saying "no" to the Ocean Conservancy people. Besides, your theory does not tell us what these gentle frauds think about the recall. Probably means they don't care, and won't open their special election recall ballot either...
Seriously, lots of people from the 'couv and surrounding areas are on the street in Portland on any given moment.
Also, my experience was that a huge proportion would say, sorry, i don't live in pdx/i'm from xxxx, but i'd sign it if i could.....
Do you say things like that when you tell your white lies to signature gatherers?
Re: “Ron Tonkin Says Mannix Aide Contacted Him About Recall "Six Or Seven Weeks Ago"”
"Sam Adams is one of the best things to happen to Portland".
Tripe of mad hyena.
Carry on, sycophants. Have you picked out the color of your armbands yet? How's your chanting coming?
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