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Re: “A Sign Of Things To Come?”
Needs the old school Drudge Report siren gif.
Re: “The Different Kinds of Trash Cans that There Are”
"Keep Portland Weird? How about "Big Bellys are good for Portland!"
Fantastic. I'm replacing all the bumper stickers I see in town.
Re: “Conflicting Accounts”
No pity for people like Mr. Porth.
Re: “Sit/Lie Dead: Chief Sizer Suspends Enforcement”
Does anyone even take you seriously anymore, Voluptuous? If you don't like what the Mercury is reporting, get out of here, no one cares for your trolling.
And while we're at it, you throwing around elitist is a little ironic.
Re: “I, Anonymous”
How can texting annoying people? Don't pay attention to them. And if they're really bothering you, go somewhere else (unless it's a seated show, then just tell that person off).
Re: “Fashion Secrets of the Spandex Free”
But seriously, fuck British Columbia.
Re: “Mayor McBackbone”
Yes, because a small group of extreme right wing nut cases meeting at Nick's Famous Coney Island is scaring the shit out of him.
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