Taxi Boys, not Tattoo Boys.
That shipment is really taking some time to pack, huh?
Seriously, could Tri-Met have hired a more terrible artist?
Hopefully we'll get a big Church of Satan sign up. That'd be iconic in a different way.
Oh, bikers will pay.
Ohhhh, they'll pay...
Great, the Plaid Pantry across the Burnside bridge will become the hippest club in town.
"It's me, Cass Elliot!"
Brilliant writing.
Not working, that's for sure.